19 Things Linux Users Never Say

You’ll never hear a Linux fan say this…

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[haruhisuzumiya]

There's plenty of Linux viruses but they don't know how to install themselves yet

[deanchur]

"No, this year won't be the year of Linux"

[FatNorthernBigot]

"I'm a female"... For the win! 😂

[SEBSEB]

"How can I trust this software if it hasn't been released by a large corporation?"

[stargr]

"Yes, I definitely accept this agreement"
"Nice! A free trial!"
"I will need a newer ThinkPad for this version"

[thecon_quererarbitraryname]

The "no I don't think I'm smarter than all of you plebs" really got me laughing. As a linux user I definitely think of myself as part of the avant-garde of enlightened pc users 😂

[Saulimedes]

Everyone wants a cube. And wobbly windows!

[SlaggyGaggy]

At this point, even the viruses are going to have dependency issues running on Linux.

[philomelodia]

You forgot one: “I love that any hardware I want to use works with my distribution every single time.”

[kenkeyskip]

as a professional linux nerd, i can confirm that this is 100% accurate

[MeTube]

The fragmentation and balkanisation because of all the different distros, desktops, package managers etc definitely makes life easy for new users.

[nocturnx]

I'm a Linux user and yes, you're 100% right. The urge to write two books worth of "uhm, acshually" is very strong sometimes, but I can mostly contain it

[kimorlandonilsson]

Another thing, Linux users never say: My computer is getting slow. I definitely need a new one.

[GustavoNoronha]

As a user of Debian and Fedora I have to say that 2023 is definitely going to be the year of Linux on the desktop (just as the whole world leaves for laptops)

[lamjeri]

And here I am, after struggling for several years with my printer on Windows, I installed Linux and... It just works!

[thecon_quererarbitraryname]

You missed another crucial statement in your video: "No the absent to half baked support of hardware based video decoding in my browser doesn't bother me at all 😂"

[thelakeman]

"I am a female"
That one got me.

[anthonyobryan]

"I really wish I had to reinstall my operating system and all my programs anytime I replaced my motherboard! I miss Windows!"

[amirmirzaei]

"It just works" and "I'll explain it in a simple way" were the best ones

[kantraa]

linux user here. this is VERY accurate lmfao