Dirty South Bats - The War Bat - Use it, or Lose to it!™ (long version)

Your mate just struck out; it's up to you to finish out the inning. It's not just a game anymore, it's war between you and the pitcher. You need to choose your weapon carefully. You need something with a big barrel and a ton of pop. Good thing you brought the WAR bat. American-made brawn for an American-made sport.
1st pitch: crushed it!
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