Moley's Theme

[barrysteakfriessimp_real]

i love the thought of archaeologists in the future looking around for past historical artifacts, only to just find there being random Moleys scattered about underground

[Kelvin]

Oh no... I can already hear my bank account cry for mercy

[ObsidianGloria]

Moley all cozy in the blanket is so wholesome. He doesn't want to steal or eat all of your snaccs. He just wants a good time in the dirt

[cookieconkle]

Moley was harmed in the making of this video

[jordangotosleep]

smh ugh someone get Moley away from that bad dirty STORE :|

[NinaNooneknows]

I love that you showed us this Moley getting all cleaned up and cozy instead of simply getting another cleaner Moley

[vivixion]

Moley just wanted to be buried, he just wanted to be loved by the earth, but what did he get? HE GOT WATERBOARDED WHEN HE JUST WANTED DIRT

[barksanddreams]

This is it guys, we've found the third strongest mole.

[ZizZap]

Um... is moley dead? A-are we carrying out itemlabel's dirty work?

[strawwbunniiii]

I suddenly feel the need to spend my allowance..

[aidoll]

Moley's distinctive look is a surefire sign of distress. Every second above the dark, cool dirt is nothing but pain to this little guy. Why haven't you buried him yet? *What's wrong with you??*

[lullabychannel]

I just got this advertisement. Finally the algorithm knows what products to advertise to me

[emmurphshine]

I could never bury this cutie in the ground!!! Do you think he whould accept being buried under my mountains of plushies???

[cartershow]

What do you call a Moley after he becomes a priest?
















Holy Moley

[haylie]

No jokes. The ridiculousness of this coming across my feed as an ad helped me out an anxiety attack. Thanks for the nightmare fuel and laughs.

[chinezerebel]

only surviving archeological artifact from gen z

[kaleidoscope]

awww lil moley sitting in a towel warming up from his big adventures :)

[drsnoes]

Moley is just a simple creature we dont need to put too much pressure on the gentle being

[SOL-]

Far in the future, archeologists will be stunned at the amount of blue sleepy plushies found buried around the world...

[BILLY_DOMES]

That last shot of Moley wrapped in a towel is so cute it brings a tear to my eye