Let's Spoil The Endgame

Clickbait Title: Everyone Who Dies In Avengers Endgame

And, yes, I realize that even by suggesting that someone does, in fact, die in Endgame could be construed as a spoiler because addressing the idea of a subject, even devoid of details, is already an indicator that the subject is relevant to the film.

I feel like with Endgame we have truly reached the apotheosis of spoiler-aversion. It has been so thoroughly hijacked by marketing forces that even reasonable discussion is viewed as hostility, that wanting to talk about movies is characterized as a betrayal of the movie itself.

Written and performed by Dan Olson

[snayk]

I didn't like how the burrito subplot was pretty much dropped at the end of the film.

[Vtubears]

I thought this video wouldn't actually spoil Endgame but it did.
I thought every burrito would be eaten but they didn't.
Big twists.

[dominomasked]

I feel like the character of Amy did not get enough lines or any burritos.

[prankhan]

Spoiler: Dan doesn't finish all ten burritos by the end of the film.

[GelidGanef]

Omg I'm dying, did he really sit in a crowded theater for 3 hours with 7 taco bell burritos in his bag?

[heartwarden]

Are the burritos a visual metaphor for the movies, in which we had way more than we needed or actually wanted and we're just trying to force-feed ourselves with more content not out of hunger or genuine enjoyment but a sense of commitment to an arbitrary and meaningless product?

[thylacoleonkennedy]

"The MCU that has been just _bloating_ and building for the last decade, twenty-some-odd movies, it's like 'okay, it's over. We are free".

I am _so, _ _so_ sorry, Past Dan. We're perpetually enslaved by our Mouse Overlord.

[twilight]

For some reason I thought this would be Dan offering people burritos in exchange for spoiling Endgame for them...

[IsaacMayerCreativeWorks]

The first hour was really introspective, but the last hour was kinda fanservicey. Man, though, there was some GREAT use of wide shots

[millie]

This video confirms that the movie film Avengers: Endgame does in fact contain spoilers for the movie film Avengers: Endgame. I was going to see it but now I know to avoid it so it doesn't get spoiled. Thanks for the heads up!

[harrisonmckenzie]

It was great. There was a lot more full frontal male nudity than I expected though.

[mill_ania]

"Aaamy"
*Amy proceeds to move towards a knife*

[pjtiger]

Scarlet Witch has all of the necessary components to be a really badass character but she’s never quite there.

[alfy]

My favourite part is when Amy took the gauntlet and made infinite burritos

[flametitan]

5:21 "I wasn't getting into anything!"

Amy's a precious fluff cat.

[cas]

At 5:20 or so Amy looks the most guilty I have seen a cat look for a while. I love her so much.

[prankhan]

Y’know I was pretty wishy-washy/ambivalent about your perspective on spoilers until I saw the Twitter backlash to this video and I get it for sure on what it does to conversations about media.

[yourpalfred]

I love hearing the voices people use to talk to their pets, it's the most wholesome thing

[carlostaffanelly]

But which one was the REAL Gundren Rockseeker?

[RedMageUltra]

Marvel needs to make another avengers movie so Dan can vlog about it and finish off the remaining four burritos