What-If EVERY Premier League Team Was A Country

From the similarities between the emerging powers of China and Manchester City to the obvious link between North Korea and Newcastle United, HITC Sevens ponders the question, if every club in the Premier League were a country, which nation would they be.

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[SamOGr]

Alfie's Manager: "Make more mainstream videos"
Alfie: "Okay, Burnley are just like Saudi Arabia and Sean Dyche is just an English Bin Salmin"

[TobyLerone-ynrr]

Your boss doesn't know how lucky he is to have you, I love how you incorporate history and intelligence into each one of your videos. You come away not only entertained but you learn something new everytime.

[nirajankhadka]

I think that Alfie made this video just to take jabs at his boss and I am all for it.

[abrarmuhtasiim]

The great comparisons Alfie made between the Premier League clubs and countries shows how talented he is.

[Alex-egjk]

I watch the channel pretty much purely for the niche content. I know the youtube algorithm (and ad rev system) prefer 10 minute clickbait listicles over anything of quality but a 25-35 minute mini-doco on an obscure historical event in football is far more interesting to me than a boring recap of whatever is in vogue this week among the top 6 of the Premier League. I hope you can keep up the niche stuff without losing your job, maybe one day we will see an independent Alfie channel where you can take a month to write a doco about that time in 1926 when a kangaroo starred in goal for the Botswana Under-21 Women's team ;).

[pleromafamily]

The combination of extensive research and the "I've been forced to do it" delivery makes this video incredible

[barcaboi]

“I could’ve picked India for a few countries”
Yea, that makes sense.
9:50

[alphabetadams]

In this episode: Alfie develops class consciousness and overthrows his bourgeoisie oppressors. /lh

[melissas]

"Hey alfie, i would love it if you do a video on Costa Rica's run in the 2014 world cup"

[the_one_the_only]

Alfie can you do a video documenting the rise and fall of Oldham Athletic and how they managed to go from being founding members of the Premier League and having competed in the top-flight at recently as 1994 to now favourites to get relegated out of the Football League altogether here in 2021?

[dvdv]

"Hard line approach with journalists"

Damn, that was dark, Alfie!

[bluest.]

I feel like Alfie had way too much fun making the flags lmao

[tomwalsh]

4:25 - wow, I never thought I'd see my city (Wellington NZ) in an HITC sevens vid, let alone my house on the hill. Small world I guess!

[todplatinum]

Screw your boss Alfie, I love your niche videos and documentaries. Nobody does them as good as you

[bessithor]

Alfie's eventual triumph against his oppressive boss will be the most uplifting story of a labourer's rise-above-evil since On the Waterfront.

[JimmyNDriver]

This is genuinely incredible. 👏

Would love to see one for the Championship 😂

[alitem]

May allah bless Sheikh Sean bin Dyche with a comfortable midtable finish away from a relegation battle with arsenal, Amen!
Also as an Iraqi spurs fan. Them being Irani is quite hilarious to me

[danielmacgregor]

That was really enjoyable, but we do love the niche videos, so get the boss told

[stelpanagakos]

Hey Alfie huge fan you should do a documentary on the Aussie a league and how they needed the australian national team to qualify for World Cup after 30+years to give Australian club football a rebirth and a jump start in fan support.

[jonathandyson]

That was superb - your arguments were watertight in each and every case.