A man came home with two black eyes (funny clean joke) | best joke of the day

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[glennsmith]

Little Johnny had a lemonade stand. He advertised his lemonade as "All You Can Drink for a Dime." Little Johnny was doing a pretty good business when a gentleman came to his lemonade stand. The man asked Little Johnny, "Is this lemonade as good as everyone says it is?" Little Johnny said, "Yes it is. It's as good as your mother used to make. I fix it up special. I make it sweeter and colder than anybody else's lemonade." The man said, "Ok then, give me a glass." He paid his dime, got a glass of lemonade and drank it down. He said, "Wow, that lemonade is pretty good! Give me another glass please." Little Johnny said, "Ok, that will be another dime!" The man said, "Wait a minute, your sign says 'All You Can Drink for a Dime!" Little Johnny said, "Yes it does. Did you already have a glass?" The man said, "Yes I did." Little Johnny said, "Well, that's all you can drink for a dime!"