Mentally ill Coomer - 4Chan Greentext Stories

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[TS]

"Dream of someone who cares" line is crazy

[Daxter]

close your eyes and dream of someone who actually cares.

now that's a quote i gotta remember xD.

[brentsnocomgaming]

He's just asking if they're using the Federal Unemployment Tax Act

[captainvanisher]

-close your eyes and dream of someone who actually cares
-*plays Dixie land in the background*

[iminyourwallz]

Bro casually dropped one of the hardest comebacks in history and we are supposed to go on with our days normally?

[ChiefWombatCuddler]

Either he has a good sense of humor or they both ride/rode the short bus to school. 😂😂😂

[RaveSquire]

Fake: Anon has a significant other
Gay: I don't need to explain this one

[scribbles]

He was trolling and she fell for it. He's committed.

[-WarCriminal-]

>Implying he wasn't trolling
NGMI

[thetexanbuzzsaw]

Nah bro, that's what we call trolling

[NiCoNiCoNiCola]

And another story that's TOTALLY real and ACTUALLY happened

[cabbage_cat]

Femanon went to r9k to find a bf so they deserved each other

[AverageMojaveMailman]

OP, your boyfriend works for the IRS. He was merely asking for the Federal Unemployment Tax Act.

[stranger]

"Dream of someone who cares", i'm adding that one to my "womp to the wompiest fucking womp" collection

[GG]

Must be hard dating the most based man alive

[michaeltabarroni]

Plot Twist: Femanon is just jealous of the models being asked such questions.

[WidSilson]

Does anyone remember the name of the Russian/Slavic YTer with a deep voice that read memes like this? Apparently he got wiped off the platform.

[Kevbing]

I happen to be pretty knowledgeable on the civil war and fascinated by civil war music, but even this disturbs me beyond belief.

[rosedragon]

Even if you feel like there's no hope, dont give up you'll find the right person for you, someone that gives you respect and really cares about you and appreciates you for who you are

[dotanuki]

asking ig models if they're futas sounds like a pisstake