How to be a baddie #shorts

[MINImal_John]

A baddie + Dr. Shaboinky, now that's true love right there

[Graniteer]

I'm glad someone finally decided to shed some light on this, I've been struggling with this condition my whole life.

[some_texan]

"So, you've decided to be hot."
Yeah, I'm trying CM 😭

[DelFlo]

You guys honestly make the best culture critical skits in the game 😂

[kayodedavid]

"if all else fails, simply marry rich"😂😂

[Nihilofv]

The fact that the girl didn’t say anything the entire time brings it all together

[ismaelsyahmi]

This is so true, I don't think they are joking about this anymore

[SnowLeopardForever]

I knew a girl in college years ago who was naturally beautiful, hot, but she didn’t wear skimpy clothes or anything like that. So it wasn’t about her body, it was her face.
One day she was in a store looking at music CDs and a guy came up and started talking to her and during the conversation he offered to buy her a CD for no reason. She was skeptical so she kept saying to him ‘you really will buy a CD for me for no reason?’ And the guy kept saying ‘yes.’ But she still didn’t believe it but she picked out a CD. And sure enough he bought it for her and let her walk away with it.
I knew why that happened but I don’t think she knew her beauty was that powerful. She was a really good person. Not at all conceited about her beauty.
She told me that story so that is how I knew.
Things like that really do happen to beautiful women.

[SavveGaming]

Y’all aren’t even doing satire anymore 😂 this shit is just real I’m dead hahaha

[Krill_all_health_insuranceCEOs]

Being hot is a fabulous life choice and I wish her all the best!

[YoungTro]

Hot girl words said: 0
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[AlteredState]

Truth. Three cousins, all hot women, all married very rich. Time-proven life hack.

[Laprisu]

this isn't even a joke anymore, just straight up reality

[gammaymeh]

Bro, my dumbass accidentally selected fugly instead of hot 😭

[Rraf_cookie]

"And surprisingly, women." 😂

[Blakenew]

As a woman considered conventionally attractive: if you are not paying for the product/service, is because you being perceived as the product/service. And they will most likely be used later on to pressure you into something you don’t want to do.

Those “free” gifts are often traps disguised as generosity. Make a test: refuse it and see how the “gifter” reacts, if they act upset, angry or aggressively pushy, that is a strong indication of a poisonous present.

Yes, there are exceptions from people that genuinely take pride into gift giving the person they want to have a respectful and meaningful relationship with. But most times it is just done to try to make you feel you own them s3xual favours.

Just accept presents from people that earned your trust or straight away ask them what they are expecting/why they are giving you that product/service.

[seanrodgers]

I looked like the perfect businessman in a nice suite. I didn't realize it, years ago, but it made my life easy. Mostly, people called me to work for them. I rarely looked for a job. It works for guys too, except for the have people give you stuff or marry rich part.

Being 6'2" and very good at my job didn't hurt either.

[ZACKBLACK-tuph]

IT'S THE SELF AWARE ABSURDITY THAT I LOVE THE MOST ABOUT THESE VIDEOS AND OF COURSE THE KILLER CAST

[darshansheth]

This is true.. being Hot makes life and money easy af.. like a cheat code

[tolouu]

And don't forget to win the good genetics lottery