This turtle is faster than you… 🐢

🛒 IN ORDER SHOWN:

#shorts #everydaycarry #whatsinmypockets

[CookieJarOfficial]

just imagine the knife opening at the wrong time 😅

[maximilianl]

Business rule number one: You can sell everything for +200 dollars if you call it tactical

[ripkoala]

His voice….
“Hello everyone, this is yooour daily dose of internet.”

[FergusDerpson]

Bro is selling 2$ Ali express items for 500$ lmao

[SussyBakaAmongUsMoyai]

Plays with spinner*
*Finger flies away casually*

[SWdoughboy_]

Bro shot a courier in the head for that chip💀💀

[Corvus__]

I wonder how much that turtle shel is... 🤔

Edit: About $200!? YIKES! 😬

[Cam_LDN]

There's nothing wrong with getting additional help as the channel grows but he'd be more accepted and liked if he showed his own personality rather than mimic the way you talk; it's painful to listen to.

[blackfox]

Bro got the platinum chip 💀💀💀 mr house ain't going to let that slide

[SMTX]

I wanna hear this guy’s real personality this is so obviously fake lol

[phantoker]

"Grandpa, how did you lose your finger if you weren't in the war?"

Granpa:

[Skully]

I'm disappointed that there was no turtle, and my day is ruined. Good day sir. I said good day!

[xxiielhazarothpagangrinder]

"nothing feels better than this metal in your hand"

A woman definitely does.

[braindeadgaming]

Bro is going to walk the whole Nevada desert to get that chip

[Cacodominus]

How much it COSTS and how much it’s worth are two completely different things lol

[QuanBabyG]

🤣if the turtle tripled as a fidget spinner i was sold

[somefurryuwu]

This guy sounds like he is constantly trying to suppress the urge to sing

[.LGI]

“Officer it’s just my spinn- SURPRISE”

[Azuresky]

When the quite kid go online shopping :

[MrAcadjura]

Stop with this voice dude!!! Cmon!!! U do it intentionally right!