subway's top secret item

stage 3 go crazy

[thememeestfilmbuff]

*Plankton:* “Maybe this is more valuable.”

[superprincessgem]

Milad: “New Jersey has the best pizza.”

All the New Yorkers: *gasp in horror*

[sept]

Milad:It's literally the best pizza you can get in earth.

Italians: *shook*

[MattyCakes]

“New Jersey has the best Pizza on earth”


Italy: So you have chosen, Death?

[dukedvl]

Customer: *orders flatizza*

Milad: “And I took that personally...”

[geromeabad]

Milad: “three stages of pizza”
*Names two*
Keeps the best one to himself

[MrPeanut]

Me: Can I have a stage 3 pizza?

Subway worker: Sir, this is a subway.

[karolina._.]

Stage 3 of Subway pizza be like : free cookie with marinara sauce and cheese on top

[tripletscordero]

Milad: shows off stage three pizza. Subway Headquarters: “ Lady’s and gentlemen...WE’ VE GOT EM!

[adria]

Secret 4th stage: Choco-chip cookie with marinara sauce and cheese

[ayazamikanz]

Me coming to subway for the first time: "Hey uh, one Stage Three pizza?"
Subway worker: "What the hell are you talking about?"

[popcornchicken]

"You have to know the person who owns the store to even ask for it."
Didn't know they made a 'store key pizza'

[ambatukam]

Milad: Reveals subways secret

Subway: *trembling in the corner*

[nab_tm]

Stage 1: Frozen
Stage 2: Flatetzza
Stage 3: Unknown secret that the subway gods don’t want us to know.

[nightfurrystreams]

Im betting on an actual homemade pizza, they have everything they need already.

[aryanshahu]

Milad: Subways best kept secret

Subway waiting in Premier: *nervously sweating*

[sampak]

Milad: *doesn’t tell us about stage 3
Everyone: *all right then, keep your secrets*

[Kayuu]

North Korea: Our secret weapon is nuclear…

Milad Army: OUR secret weapon is subway…

[anthonytavitian]

"I've only made this three times before*
Fans: let's change that shall we?

[LuceKo]

Milad: Tells an unharmful secret

Subway: *poisons their sandwiches*