Cartoons Christian Kids Weren't Allowed to Watch - John Crist

"The Simpsons? Not in this house!" Comedian John Crist lists all the cartoons Christian kids weren't allowed to watch and why.

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[supercali]

The entire Cartoon Network. Because after 10pm it was inappropriate. My bedtime was 8.

[RM-wgwu]

My best friends grandma wouldn’t let her watch Power Puff girls because “only God should have that kind of power” lol

[isaacwells]

I wasn’t allowed to watch literally ANYTHING that had a snake in it because “Satan was a snake.”

[HerrDeutschBlood]

"My little pony: Satanic"

I don't really think so.
The fan base, however...

[madelyngrace]

“Anti-Christian, Devil Children”

I love this person 😂🤣

[izzywizzy]

My parents banned spongebob because they would sometimes say the word “stupid”

[animemangaluv]

Couldnt watch scooby doo

Ghosts

We only listen to the HOLY GHOST

[aurea.]

"Hannah Montana: secret life"

What 95% of those kids ended up having, I'll bet.

[christinakritch]

"I don't think God intended vegetables to play bible characters"
Me: oooh SNAP a celery in half!!

[athena]

Pokémon? Occult
Dora? Immigration
Care Bears? Demonic
Hotel? Trivago

[dawndishdetergent]

we couldn't watch spongebob because the town was called bikini bottom and bikinis are "the devil's swimwear"

[riverpaw]

Catdog: Not how God intended it

*Yeah, I don’t think God intended Bible characters to be played VEGETABLES, either.*

[addisonthomas]

When your a Christian kid and watched spongebob

Other Christian moms: 😲😲😲😲

[alb]

"I don't think God intended Bible characters to be played by vegetables." Word!

[enginear]

I love how half of this stuff has nothing to do with Christianity

[liv]

my mom just came up with some reason to ban a show if she thought it was annoying😂

[cassiemarie]

“It’s like a Chris Tomlin song, I didn’t write it but I’m gonna capitalize on it” iM DEAD 😂😂

[chloehepperle]

eXcUsE mE Bob the tomato is a fruit thank you very much😂

[shawn_crabtree]

Captain Planet? God literally said to take care of the planet.

[emilyduhdurp]

*Power Rangers cuz our power comes from Jesus*

That’s so true😂