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[ecchikitty]

"Do you enjoy doing basic math?"
"No."
"How about live improv?"
"Not really."
"What if there were dragons?"
"...keep talking."
"Welcome to D&D!"

[I_dunno_yet]

“Unicorns stab people” this is literally how unicorns act according to scottish mythology

[RWAKitty]

"Technically turning a commoner into a corpse increases its AC"
You've always known "how zombie". But now you know "why zombie".

[mkjirak]

I actually played a campaign where we said to hell with the stereotypes. I was a cleric of the goddess of fertility and abundance so I was drunk off my ass and hitting on every NPC the whole time. The barbarian was well-spoken and an excellent poet and chef. The wizard was a sneaky trickster who had a "teleport pants" cantrip (GM was totally onboard with all our shenanigans). And the rogue kept having moral dilemmas about stealing and backstabbing people. Ah, good times. One of my favorite campaigns ever.

[MrGreensweightHist]

Atheist in D&D: I don't believe in gods.
Cleric: We've seen their effects. They have answered my prayers. They have walked among us.
Atheist: They got their arses handed to them by mortals, so are they really gods or just generically powerful beings

[FoxheimStudios]

Once in my junior year of college I took up a “tabletop” club which had my crush as the DM. And we knew each other for a few years beforehand (we met in grade school) so one day I go in and say “I want to charm the DM” and 6 years later we’re still together.

[pinklime]

Wait what?? Click has such a good voice, I had to pause and wonder if he was just playing the original song over the video! That's amazing! He should sing more often🥰

[hrothgargogo]

my wife once made a happy and bubbly barbarian called "Sweetie", it was a hobgoblin barbarian, with dreams of being a hero, raised by a halfling matron that ran a mobile restaurant who goes by "mama"
The laughter from that game still echoes in my head, such a good experience (and I wasn't even on that table, I just heard her laughing while I worked)
"Can Sweetie Smash?" with a giant smile on her face, pure and absolutely destructive.

[asmoday]

The DM in my current campaign actually created a shapeshifting jester NPC named Scheduling Conflicts and anytime a player can't make it to the session, he just randomly appears at the beginning of the session and drags them to a bubble universe where the character can be annoyed until the player is able to return.

[sdpelly]

DM: "the ghost is preparing to attack, but it is immune to physical attacks, but is vunerable to magic items, what will you do?"
me who is playing a barbarian with magic boots: "im gonna kick it in the dic with my boots."
DM: "but it has n-"
me: "nat 20, this thing is gonna wish it was dead."
DM: "... (sigh) the ghost's nuts are pulverized by the dick kick and it explodes into a cloud of smoke after crying on the floor for 12 minutes."
me: "..hell yeah"

[domomitsune]

Oh my God Chad Wonderwall sounds even better now. Just hearing his description is one thing, but actually seeing the click dressed as him singing, actually puts the full character together. Well we're talking about D&D memes, I think the most craziest shot I've ever seen was, a Barb Charmed a dragon and laid it, completely destroying the DMs campaign, well everyone had to watch him have the naughties with a dragon. Consequently, a dragonkin human was born, in the Barb married the dragon. Don't get me wrong, the wedding was beautiful, but the arguments from the marriage was a site to be seen. The house had to be made out of metal or something on flammable, because every time they had an argument, the dragon would blow fire everywhere and burn anything flammable, and including the barb. He constantly had to drink a potion of fire resistance, or risk ending the marriage in death by fire. Now that was one hell of a D&D character.

[haku]

Ooh, a cursed magic item that doesn't require attunement. When you use the magic rock, it'll keep tigers already in the area away. If you don't use it though, it will cast a summon tigers spell outside your line of sight and order the tigers to attack you.

That's actually kind of genius.

[Original_Tenshi_Chan]

Click: "Yeah, imagine how terrible it would be roughing it with camping... no access to health care"
Me: **cries in American** "No imagining necessary..."

[tzisorey]

"A boss that gets stronger for every person you killed"
Imagine if Alduin actually got stronger in the final battle, for each soul you'd sent to Sovengarde.

[nedhunter]

16:45 I remember a D&D story I heard where a murder-hobo party got bamboozled when they realized that the lich they were hunting was actually a desperate wizard who was trying to save a bunch of small towns from a plague, and reluctantly turned to undeath when he got infected with it because he was the only one who could save everyone else. He originally became a necromancer just so that the dead could keep working the fields so the living wouldn't starve. As the DM told it, the party was given numerous hints that they might actually be the bad guys, but ignored them and kept fighting for "justice".

[christianGamerDude]

If you walk in half naked with a stick, your confidence and demeanor determine whether they see you as insane or are terrified because they think you are doing this because you are sure you can defeat them with that stick.

[googleisacruelmistress]

The villain - FREE HEALTHCARE FOR EVERYONE!!!
The party of American adventurers - YOU MONSTER! We will *never* let that happen!

[Oscar]

Solution to the trolley problem: let the front wheels go on one side and then switch before the back ones. The train probably derails and stops before the tied people, the ones on the train will get hurt but not killed.

That or everyone gets killed and you get no witnesses.

[leyrua]

"I roll to intimidate the wood"

Kind of surprised that "seduce the dragon" only came in _second._

[AprilSlumbers]

My first D&D character I ever created was a huge half-orc barbarian named Daisy. She was sweet, innocent, wholesome and so naïve. Villagers would run away screaming and she would have no idea why. Still one of my favourite characters to this day!