Barstool Pizza Review - The Riverside Market (Fort Lauderdale, FL)

After doing The Pizza Spot, Dave is looking for a place to finish out the week and stumbles across The Riverside Market, and it may have been serendipity.




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[Imunderparwin]

When Dave takes a bite and immediately says “what else do you guys serve?”… everyone knows it’s a 3.1

[PatrickBrophy]

7.1 is the Dave score for shit pizza that the owner is in his face every time. That pizza looked like a high 5 at best.

[joedoe]

Man that took all of Dave’s strength to muster up a 7.1, had to switch slices, went with a firm fold grip. Nothing could save that pizza.

[billyvalentine]

I think Pres needs to institute a rule where he doesn't meet/talk to the people until after the review. Because scores like this just throw off the whole system. That pizza was thick, undercooked, heavy, falling apart. Putting it in the 7's just makes every other pizza spot that earned a 7 drop in value on the scale.

[HughJorgan]

When Dave asked “what other food you got?” I think they got the message. It’s not a destination for pizza but certainly a place to go if you’re in the area.

[StevenSeed]

One bite, everybody knows Dave can't stand up to peer pressure. That crust was raw.

[jakealden]

Dave went high on the score because the guy was right there. How you can you go 7.1 with a pizza that's raw under the carriage.

[abab]

Prez was extremely generous with that score.

[iggycieplinski]

Dave is compromising his scores because of how nice people are. This looks like a low 6 at best based on what he says he likes.

[ericb]

When he didn’t mention the flop I knew the score was bias.

[YUMLiberalTears]

One bite that shit looked like birthday pizza at the skating rink/family arcade and everybody knows that Dave just wants to feel like a kid again.

[genebigs]

Top of that pizza may have been a 7.1, but the bottom is a 5 at best.

[gregoryphi]

he said 7.1 but his eyes said 6.4. Had to beef up the score because the owner is such a legend.

[RandyModdSteller]

One Bite everyone knows Dave is looking for a retirement community with good pizza.

[quest_yo]

Dave wanted to give that a 2.8 but he's too nice lmao

[hisroyalhighness]

He was trying so hard not to ruin them but that was a 4.8 the bottom was whiter than Pres' Nose after a few bumps

[mleekirk]

Undercooked undercarriage with the most flop I've ever seen and no crunch. You lost some cred with me on the this review Dave. You can't give in to the immense pressure of the owner being right in front of you lol.

[Plague_Doc]

Bottom of the pizza looks barely cooked...wtf they cook this in? A microwave?

[aaronbourlard]

I feel that this should be in the 5s. Maybe mid 5 from Dave’s actually scale.

[timothypettit]

One bite everybody knows that's a 6.1 at best. Prez always folds when the owners are watching...