Starmer's Christmas Crackers!

[MissBrit]

He's one turkey who really needs to get stuffed. 😂😂😂😂

[grahamdawson-lgmq]

And these people are running our country. Oh Shit.

[knightonkid]

Starmer and the word ‘Crack’ are synonymous with so much of his world 😉

[Moodyblue-on]

Whilst listening to this I was thinking "I don't believe this" - then I remembered who Silver Fox was talking about, and of course I believe it.

[annebeignatborde]

Starmer pulling Christmas crackers: five, four, three, two, one, bang, yaaay. 😂

[punk]

Yet London will have a massive firework display as usual. Which is going to use about 100, 000 times more of that chemical.

[violetlee]

Oh, but they enjoy a good fireworks display!

[petersmith]

Just heard on my local BBC local radio station that Starmer had been visiting RAF Akrotiri ..Cyprus appears to be more important since Assads departure . They described the purpose of the visit as " to deliver a motivational speech " . Must have been thrilling .

[geofftaylor]

All I want for Christmas is to hear the bang of the No10 door when he leaves 🤞

[georgejohnson]

Starmer is having Christmas dinner with his cabinet. The waiter comes over to take the order. Starmer says he'll have the roast turkey. The waiter asks "what about the vegetables?" Starmer replies, "they'll have the same" boom boom 🤣🤣

[davidbarlow]

No surprise there, as you wouldn't expect a party with Queer Starmer to go with a bang.

[Mark-fwpd]

'They have no crack!'. The epitaph.

[jayceeMcaleese]

At least the dinner party invites will be glad not to be involved in the 5 - 4 - 3 - 2 - 1 Starmer disaster like the christmas tree lights everytime he pulls a cracker

[jamestuck]

Starmer has been described as an atheist in the past but has apparently been spending a great deal of time hanging around a local synagogue. His wife is a Jewish convert and there have been rumours that he is considering following her down that path.

[melvynuk]

Next ban Brussel sprouts to protect the environment baked beans classed as a weapon

[soosoobear]

He won't be having Christmas with his wife 😂. M's dont celebrate Christmas, he will be to busy with playing hide the sausage 😂

[cazcaz]

He's avoiding the farmers rally again

[keithjohnson]

Kind of sums this government Christmas crackers with no bang 😅

[ellie-ypzm]

Oh perleeease, this has to be a joke! 😂😂😂

[cheezycatnip]

"strain out the gnat, gulp down the camel".