HOME DEPOT! [Parody of 'HOT TO GO!' By Chappell Roan]

Lyrics:

Hey so before I start this song I just wanna say that I know that there's a T in depot, but screw it I don't care

If you need 2x4s or an A/C System
Degreasers, oven cleaners or some painting custom
Need a faucet fixed or some brand new fencing
A combo Washer/Dryer at a can't beat pricing

got tools of every shape and kind (na na, na na na)
just tell me what you had in mind (na na, na na na)
If your waiting for it here's your sign (na na, na na na)
To remodel the bathroom, spice up the kitchen too

H-OM-E-D-E-P-O, mark, and drill, and fill the hole 
Hang the poster, now you go 
get new decor from Home Depot
H-OM-E-D-E-P-O, plant that seed and watch it grow 
figure out you need to go, buy some mulch from Home Depot

H-OM-E-D-E-P-O
everything you needs at Home Depot
H-OM-E-D-E-P-O 
We got what you need at Home Depot

If you wake up alone staring at your ceiling 
Asking why no one around yous catching feelings
Hey now, don't despair what you wants in aisle 10 
This dresser’s bound to bring all the cats to your den

Or maybe a new toilet seat (na na, na na na)
To make your trips feel fresh and clean (na na, na na na)
This chairs got like full 360 degrees (na na, na na na) 
Of Swivel ability, swivel ability

H-OM-E-D-E-P-O, anything from lights to garden hoes
Vacuums, Blenders, anything goes
You name it, its here at Home Depot
H-OM-E-D-E-P-O, buy some blinds and iron your clothes
Any decoration you know
Can be found at Home Depot

H-OM-E-D-E-P-O
everything you needs at Home Depot
H-OM-E-D-E-P-O 
We got what you need at Home Depot

Where’d you get that sit down mower?
Where'd you get that patio?
a table saw would look great in your bedroom!
Get it all from Home Depot!

Where'd you get that 10 foot Santa?
Same place I got my squish mellows!
Hurry up, the sale ends tomorrow!
Order up from home depot!

H-OM-E-D-E-P-O 
Everything you needs at Home Depot 
H-OM-E-D-E-P-O 
We got what you need at Home Depot
H-OM-E-D-E-P-O 
Everything you'll ever needs at Home Depot
H-OM-E-D-E-P-O 
Who needs to breed when you have Home Depot ?

So come on down to your local Home Depot!
I mean there's probably one near you, right?
Hell, there's probably even more of em’ than churches!
Yeah, that's definitely not true let me look that up
Yeah not even close but y'know, we'll get there!
After like, a couple billion more 

[poisoned_rock]

the fact that this isnt an ai cover, just a dude singing as best they can, makes it 10000x better

[RyanReta]

This feels like something that characters in a home depot themed sitcom would make in an episode where they desperately need customers so they hold a talent show where the employees perform to attract people

[Why-att]

Next songs gonna be an espresso parody about lowes

[wiggletonthewise]

The wavering bpm and out of sync piano adds so much to this masterpiece

[VivienneSwans]

The lesbians are going to eat this up!

[stann_darsh]

FINALLY. CHAPPELL ROAN FOR THE DADS AND GRAMPS OUT THERE ♥️

[GargoylePrincess]

I am going to need the lyrics. As a not only woodworking homosexual but a construction work enjoyer, this feels like my anthem

[leebobeebo]

🎶 who needs to breed when you have home depot 🎶👯‍♂️💃💃🎉🏳️‍🌈

[salemfae]

It's giving small town band playing in a basement in the best way

[dinogahyun]

as if the song couldn't become more lesbian

[FlamingZelda]

This is what weezer sounds like to non-weezer fans

[fangdrella]

what jojo siwa thought she gave in guilty pleasure😭

[sanitygobrr]

Home Depot needs to use this in a commercial

[TheShadowcreator]

Finally, Chappell Roan butch representation

[sillyy_chrry]

Home depot should use this as an add 💀💀

[WeaponizedToyCar]

This and Home Depot Sexyback would be friends. Or enemies. Not sure yet.

[TigerVids]

I thought the lyrics will be H-O-M-E HOME DEPOT 😭

[Chrysriph]

I think the fact that he dropped the T from Depot kind of makes the whole thing

[xanaduwu]

home depot? no. i only know home depo.

[stevekoller]

As a fruity Home Depot employee, I can confirm this is my theme song.