'We Didn't Start the Bizarre' (A JoJo Song Parody by: Riverdude)

Easily the most parodied song of all time, "We Didn't Start the Fire" by Billy Joel is an absolutely perfect song to parodied by JoJo's Bizarre Adventure. 5 verses, 5 animated parts. It honestly couldn't be more perfect. My friend Chase and I worked hard to make this the best parody possible and I really hope you all will love it. This will probably be my last major parody song for a while so I wanted to go out with a bang. Thank you for the continued support and I love you all!!!

Lyrics

Speedwagon, Ogre Street, Wind Knight’s Lot, Tonpetti
Jack the Ripper, Poco, both Dire and Straitzo
Phantom Blood, Zeppeli, Erina, Araki
Stone Mask, George is dead! “Lift this rock”, Slice of bread.

Joestar Mansion, Adam’s Licks, Jonathan, Father Styx
Doobie, Playstation 2, Boxing match,Okitsu
Dio Brando, Sword of Luck, Wang Chan, Gift of Pluck
Zoom Punch, Overdrive, Second Coffin? LEARN TO DRIVE

We didn’t start the Bizarre
It was always Active
Since the masks were crafted

We didn’t Start the Bizarre
No we didn’t write it
But we learned to like it

Joseph’s Hamon, Booger Cop, Smokey, Launch a Bottle Top
Donobang, Crashing planes, Ceiling-Cross Block
Finger Gun, Tommy Gun, Lisa Lisa, “That’s her son!”
Snow Cliff,Mexico, Peeking through a Lock

Stroheim, eye beam, Sing Along to “Bloody Stream”
Esididsi, Pillar Men, Clacker Volley, “AWAKEN”
Wammu, Tequila, Al Nero Di Seppia
Caesar's Gift, UV Ray, "I know what you're gonna say!"

We didn't start the Bizarre
It was always active
since the masks were crafted

We didn't start the Bizarre
No, we didn't write it
But we learned to like it

Desert Rock, Camera Chop, Pakistan, Steely Dan
Shark Punch, Plane Crash, You Can’t Deflect the Emerald Splash!
Hol Horse, Creepy Doll, “Oh! That’s a Baseball!”
Vanilla Ice, Strength, Gray Fly, How many times did Avdol Die?

Platinum, Jotaro, Polnareff, “OH NO!”,
Submarine, Cairo, The return of DIO
Water Tower, Throwing Knives, “Get out of here, HE’S STILL ALIVE”
ZA WARUDO, Stopping time, Holly Kujo’s feeling fine!

We didn't start the Bizarre
It was always active
since the masks were crafted

We didn't start the Bizarre
No, we didn't write it
But we learned to like it

Josuke, The Hand, shoot an arrow, gain a stand
Tonio, Morioh, Sayin’ “Yo” to Angelo

Echoes, Mikitaka, Yoshikage Kira
Rohan, Jan Ken, Joseph is your father, man!

Lick a bug, Love Deluxe, Win a couple hundred bucks
Shigechi, blown away,
“BITES THE DUST, REWIND THE DAY”

We didn't start the Bizarre
It was always active
since the masks were crafted

We didn't start the Bizarre
No, we didn't write it
But we learned to like it

Giorno, King Crimson, Polnareff is back again
Polpo, Bruno, La Squadra, Capo
Liar, Lighter, Pistols Dine, terror on an airline
Koichi Leave Japan, Trish is gonna lose a hand

Toilet Fortune, Train Ride, Banana Flavored Suicide
Growing plants, Torture Dance, drugs, crime, ‘Pari’ France
Abbacchio is on the Shore, Cioccolata’s got a saw
Choosing from the number 4, I Can’t take it anymore!

We didn't start the Bizarre
It was always active
since the masks were crafted

We didn't start the Bizarre
But when we are gone,
will it still go on, and on, and on, and on…..

We didn't start the Bizarre
It was always active
since the masks were crafted

We didn't start the Bizarre
No, we didn't write it
But we learned to like it


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[RiverdudeCovers]

Araki started the Bizarre

Stop asking

[LucferMorningstarAG]

It wasn’t me or you who started the fire
We all did
And that’s why Rohan’s house is burning

[catnipsmoker]

1980: "I bet there will be flying cars in the future"

2020: "Banana Flavored Suicide"

[daniljack]

3:42 at this moment I realized that I hope even after thousand of years jojo still won't be forgotten

[jokhan]

can we just appreciate how smooth the stardust crusaders part was

[monokumaprincipalofhopespe]

“Banana flavored suicide” sounds like the ultimate stand

[tetsupannn]

This song is more fire than the Joestar mansion

[dio]

Part 1 starting with Dio coming: "we didn't start bizzare"

Part 6 starting with homocide: "you didn't?"

[thenickelman]

If Jonathan’s parents knew how to drive, this wouldn’t have to happen

[floydthegreninja]

I can see Fugo saying “I CAN’T TAKE IT ANYMORE!” when throwing his top down in anger

[canine]

The father: We Didn't Start the Fire
The son: You Can't Fight the Homestuck
The (Stand) Spirit: We Didn't Start the Bizarre

[thelimedragon]

There are two kinds of people in this world: either you watched JoJo and are HOOKED and absolutely LOVE this song, or you just heard about it from friends/the internet and find this cringey.

Drop a like if you're the first kind

[WG_]

My friend said that this is exactly what Jojo is, a mashup of random words & events for some forsaken reason. Love it

[a.garcia]

This song: is 4 minutes and 44 seconds

Mista: *screams in italian*

[The_Ultimate_Faker]

Jonathan be looking like he's gonna be droppin the hottest album of the year in that thumbnail

[revert]

iggy in anime:dies saving polnareff and dies how a hero

iggy in ova: *dies because goes afk*

Edit: HOW I HAVE 900+ LIKES

[rush]

1:38 we didn't start the-
NANI!?

[StarWarrior]

Anyone else get FAT PTSD when hearing a We didn’t start the fire cover?

[D_sucker]

"There will be no bizarreness if only father didn't adopt a blonde kid"

—Johnathan Joestar

[GamingwolfZJ]

Now all we need is a lyric added to it every time a part of Jojo is finished being animated