DONT do these things in stardew valley 😎

What NOT to do in Stardew Valley!

[birdface]

"I love spreading misinformation alongside truths"

[SuperInconspicuous]

Trust me, I don't want sam, his 10 heart cut scene has traumatized me.

[ashi-art]

honestly the only reason why i pick the fruit bats is so i can ominously say "Im goin in the bat cave Alfred"
Alfred is my horses name.

[voxel]

I befriended Clint after marrying Emily 💀💀

[TheTurtleTerrerium]

I DON'T EVEN WANNA MARRY SAM, KROBUS IS MY MAN

[psychoticdaemon]

Fruit bat cave + forest farm = perfection.

[SilverDragonMoon]

Sorry, can’t hear you over all my easily obtained health potions

[thatsoftboieli]

I will always have children, they’re gremlins and I love them. I love putting hats on them and tossing them in the air through the ceiling.

[neferacronia]

I want you to know that I had one year in game where Clint was supposed to receive a secret santa gift from me, but every time I tried to hand him any gift at the Feast of the Winter Star the game would crash. Don't befriend Clint, even the game doesn't want you too.

[truffleworm]

“Never pick the mushroom cave”
Look at me.
Look at my pfp.
Look at my name.
I’m picking those goddamn shrooms

[commentbot]

I accidentally clicked on the trapper profession without meaning to and now I must spend 10, 000 gold to fix it.

[maxschmieder]

Crab pots are very useful, actually. I have a bunch of them and some worm bins, and combined with all the sap i get from trees I have unlimited, free quality fertilizer

[ryan___ryan]

Literally got 1 out of 3 apples I need. I don't think the bat cave is always good, my seed just gives me a bunch of salmon berries.

[Random_BXY]

I NEED MUSHROOMS FOR THE COMMUNITY CENTER

[drakemallard]

I know nothing of this game, but "Don't have children, and if you do, sacrifice them." is a brutal and accurate quote. 😅

[Bothersom]

Sunflower seeds are actually cheaper at joja mart. Pierre has them for 200, but Joja has then for 125

[TaliZorahFangirl]

That last one is real, stay away from the weirdo

[junetime_panic]

I picked the mushroom cave so I could make tons of life elixir because beating fully honest I have no clue where purple mushrooms spawn

[wisemysticaltreeuser]

bat cave users when the cave becomes useless after completing the community center: 😭😭😭😭 mushroom cave users farming free life elixers and unlimited energy source forever: 😛😝

[notoriouswhitemoth]

The mushroom cave is a reliable way to get rare purple mushrooms for elixirs.