I had to try it...

PO Box 3041 Joondalup WA 6027

[oreotrollturbo]

Only the real Ken fans understand and appreciate the amazing balance between yap and no yap videos .

[OiledUpHighlights]

What is a ken?

Is it an open window, on a summers day?
Is it a tortured sculpter, creating art from clay?
Is it a broken altar, on which we pray?

Who’s to say, who’s to say

A Ken is for you and a Ken is for me
A Ken is for all like the giving tree,
And just when you need him, there he will be

To say he’s not gay

It’s a tragedy

[Pigeon_of_Doom]

I personally do enjoy your videos. It doesn't matter what deck or game you're playing you manage to make it fun.

[ghost_ship_supreme]

Maybe Ken fled Australia because his neighbor finally found his channel

[Dah_jeff]

0:30 “Ice G. Blue the first” appears
1:23 “Ice G. Blue the first” is selected
1:28 “Ice G. Blue the first” is deselected
1:38 “Ice G. Blue the first” is selected
1:40 “Ice G. Blue the first” is played
1:41 “Ice G. Blue the first” gets violently uppercutted into the air by “Mega K. Red ‘the evolved’ ” at the same time as “Ram R. Red” throws rocks at him
1:42 “The Red Bomber” (full name unknown) appears, immediately begins lobbing explosives at “Ice G. Blue the first” and his only two living friends
1:47 “Ice G. Blue the first” is violently killed by a final uppercut from “Mega K red ‘the evolved’ ”. All that is left of “Ice G. Blue the first” are his remains
1:48 “Ice G. Blue the first”’s remains are destroyed as “Ram R. Red” tramples the location of his death
1:50 Ken verbally reacts to “Ram R. Red”’s unacceptably disrespectful actions.
1:51 Ken avenges the trampling of “Ice G. Blue the first”’s remains by murdering “Ram R. Red” with the pure essence of his anger
1:55 “Princess T. Blue” avenges “Ice G. Blue the first”’s murder by by shooting the killer, “Mega K. Red ‘the evolved’ ”
1:56 “Princess T. Blue” avenges the bombing of “Ice G. Blue the first”’s compatriots by shooting the perpetrator, only known as “The Red Bomber”

Fly high, “Ice G. Blue the first” 😢❤❤🕊️🕊️. You will be missed.

[jong]

I love it when Ken shoots his evolved cannon from his suspicious bush and breaks my elixir pump

[Dissonance_e]

"he had a man-bun" enough said, Ken

[chapter]

Wake up babe, Ken's using his evolved canon to shoot giant snowballs into ebarb ass.

[polishpapi]

7:07 ken sees hair
7:13 ken mentions hair
7:15 ken throws hair
7:16 ken punctures his jacket

[chielewiel]

Hi Ken, I’m a huge fan of yours and I’ve created the perfect deck for you with the evolved Cannon. This deck includes the evolved Cannon and the evolved Mortar. For the cycle, I’ve added Skeletons, Ice Spirit, and Electro Spirit. As a win condition, I’ve chosen the Mega Minion and a Dart Goblin. Additionally, I included the Barbarian Barrel for extra support.

[Nitrovsdawrld]

Ken's favorite push is Ice spirit bats

[YourLeftPinkieFinger]

1:52 ken rammed the miner's spirit away with his huge cannon

[joacohammer]

For me, Ken is not just a guy. He's not just a YouTuber. He's not even an idol. In my eyes, Ken is a style of life, Ken is my life. At the end of the day, Ken truly is life.

When I wake up, the first thing I do is watch one of his videos. If there are any new ones, i will watch them as soon as possible. I specially enjoy watching them in 0.5 speed, that way I can truly savour every and each moment that Ken creates for his viewers, for ME. I like listening intently to every word that comes out of his mouth, taking a lesson from every story he tells on his videos.

But anyways, I'm getting ahead of myself. You are probably thinking to yourself: Why? Why Ken? Why is he life? Well, ermmm... that's a lot to unpack, but I'll do it just so you can become a true Kenner yourself.

As you can see, Ken is everything for me, and I live like him for he is my life.
When he shows a new deck in Clash Royale (the best game ever made), I immediately change my deck to his, that way I can feel closer to The Ken. I can become The Ken. When he pushes trophies in Brawl Stars (the second best game ever made), I push trophies. Now I have a healthy 150.000 trophies. Thanks, Ken. The Ken. Even when he changed his setup to his kitchen I followed his way and did the same. Now my mom can tell me how disappointing I am while she cooks me food. Nice, thank you, The Ken.

Every second I long for the new Ken upload. I live to watch Ken's videos. I watch every new deck, gamemode, tomfoollery, shenanigan and yap. These are my bread and butter of every day. Now you might be wondering: what is so special about Ken? what videos inspired you to follow him to the ends of the Earth? Well, my little weasel I will list some of his videos that influenced me the most.
-playing minecraft again 06/27/24
-really sorry 02/19/24
-Ken makes it VERY clear that he is NOT interested in women 08/05/24

Of course, I feel obliged to mention The Ken's right-hand man: Oiled Up Highlights. He sums up every bit of Ken's wisdom. He knows The Ken. He gets The Ken. And just how I aspire to be one day, he IS The Ken, he Lives The Ken. Oiled up gets what Ken is trying to say, he takes his message across just so people can become Kenners, similarly to what I am doing right now.

Now rise up Kenners, rise up and don't be like the pipsqueaks that reject The Ken. If you think he is cringe, embrace the cringe. Embrace The Ken. BE THE KEN.
#BETHEKEN

[Ronzerss]

Ken is the type of homosexual Harold to submit to a man named Tugg Speedman

[NoOne-ndwi]

Hey ken just wanted to say I look forward to your videos every day, I love watching you play and I have a laugh when you lose cause you go through genuine anguish

[iAmBadAtRodding]

7:22 Yapping is fine. Playing the game is fine. Just don't start a yap session only to hit the viewer with the "hold that thought" for ten minutes.

[thecurrydealer]

You can see Ken's bald spot at 1:30!!

[funkydandan]

Goblinfreak starts yapping: 0:00
Goblinfreak stops yapping: 10:40

[mikawu_]

i love it when ken showed me, a miner his suspiscious bush...

[BananaPeel-qflt]

I love the part when TuggSpeedMan puts his Evo cannon into Kens suspicious bush!