Wedding Crashers The Divorce Court Scene

My favorite movie scene of all time

[jacquealee]

"You shut your mouth when you're talking to me!" lol Okay!!

[andycramer]

Vince's wtf look when she says that gets me every time

[Mallratthrift]

Lmao...."you shut your mouth when your talking to me!!" Great movie!

[karolineCPH]

"You shut your mouth when you're talking to me!" xD

[garymccloskeyjr.]

Dwight Yoakum a legend making a cameo and most people don’t even know who he is.

[sandyjacobs]

"oh that's it, go comatose for me baby" classic

[jirky]

Geez, all these years I never knew that was Dwight Yoakam until now.

[codiefitz]

Vince Vaughn is a tremendous facial actor

[swilson]

“Their probably at a firehouse right now. She just dropped them off at a firehouse” 😂😂😂

[willfade]

Lol One of the best scenes in Wedding Crashers!
🤣🤣🤣

[Andarovin]

"Could you two just...stop talking" is by the far the best part of this entire scene

[ashleyunderwood]

“She doesn’t know where the kids are.”😂😂😂😂

[RaiceGeriko]

"That's right. Go comatose for me, baby--"
"You SHUT your mouth when you're talking to me!"
"Hold it. This is getting confusing. You didn't always hate each other. There had to be some nice moments during the courtship, maybe? Or the wedding--?"
"The wedding had to be fun! You had your families together--"
"Got good decorations. Families coming together. That's a nice moment--What did you have to eat?"
"Crab cakes."
"Are you kidding me? Crab cakes--How could you not have a good time eating crab cakes--?"
"Crab cakes. I love crab cakes--"
"--I love 'em. They're phenomenal."
"--And you got a band. Did you have a band?"
"... Yeah."
"Good or bad--?"
"Who gives a shit?! It's a great band--it's a bad band. It's like pizza, baby--"
"That's true."
"--It's good no matter--There's music in the air!"
"Because they're playing Shout and you hate it--"
"Yeah--!"
"--A little bit closer now--"
"--Ho-oo-OO-oh!--"
"--Ho-oo-OO-oh!--"
"--Hey-ey-EY-ey! Shout now--!"
"--Hey-ey-EY-ey!"
"--Jump up and Shout now! It's a good time. You know what I mean?"
"Yeah."
"Rubbing up against each other. Just a couple of kids who like to fuck, trying to make it honest--I get it. Guys! The real enemy here, is the institution of marriage. It's not realistic--It's crazy! Don't do this for the other person. It's about saying yes to yourself and saying yes to your future--"
"Say, Yes..."
"--And have some opportunities for yourself. I'm sure you'd love to be free. Maybe go out and meet some Latin guy that can dance. Grind up on you. Make you feel dangerous, but also safe. And how about you? Don't you want to get inside Chastity without having to wonder if everyone's gonna find out--?"
"God, wouldn't that be sweet?"
"--Wouldn't that be nice? And have some Latin guy sweating all over you. Talking to you in languages you don't understand. Needing you. Wanting you. Taking you."
"All we're trying to say is: Put your swords away for a second. Let's finish this, and let's move on."
"Get up there, and get some strange ass..."

I bet every single word of this was improvised.

[nikkipennington]

my husband and I do the go comatose for me and shut your mouth when you're talking to me all the time 🤣

[criticalw]

...make you feel dangerous, but also safe...😂

[johnafilice]

Needing you, wanting you, taking you.... Love it

[demetriusjones]

I'm surprised no one is mentioning the wife being Rebecca. God she used to scare the shit outta me when I was younger in "the Hand that Rocks the Cradle"

[NFAD]

Bruh this may be my favorite line in film history😂 I remember watching this as a teen and getting a cramp from laughter off this ONE line😂her delivery is GOLD

[pnwspstcentury]

Just when you hear the music and the talking and then hear the music at the end, you just know it’s going to be a very funny and very hilarious movie. “ I don’t have custody of kids....” LMFAO 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[victoriaphillips]

Ever pay attention to the look on D.Y face when they are talking about the band? Looks like he wants to laugh...lmao..