Why are video game guards so stupid #gaming #shorts

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[devam]

"Eddy here is found dead with a arrow plunged in his chest, but since I see no killer nearby, he must had by accident."
-Every stealth game ever

[dxjxc]

In assassins creed I employ a strategy I call "murder bush".

It is where you hide in a bush, whistle, and kill every guard that comes to investigate.

[severedproxy]

"must've been the wind"

[smokescreen]

"Stealth successful, the enemy did not see us leave"

Edit: why am I popular, I quoted battletech logic

[SassyCoasted]

It's either always this or they somehow know exactly where you are the moment a gaurd notices the bodies

[Silent_k]

you have these types of guards and they are frustratingly dumb.
and then theres the games where you can do a stealth kill but it still alerts everyone within a 2 mile radius anyway
we need a mid-ground for gamers everywhere

[LordBloodraven]

What's really awkward is when you loot the gear off that pile of guards, leaving a pile of naked bodies behind.

[wormyboot]

I've been on guard duty before. This is actually pretty accurate.

[pedroheck]

The shot of the arrow coming towards the camera to hit the first guard was absolutely well done

[imdraconlion]

%90 of the time stealth in games boils down to “crouch and walk inches past the guard and kill the guard 3 feet from him when he’s looking a few degrees in the other direction.”

[matt-thorn]

I was definitely expecting a "There's someone prowlin' around here" on the last one.

[fctoashton]

The fact he doesnt pull an arrow out of his quiver, he just makes the motions and it just appears in his bow makes this 100% accurate.

[scottterry]

This is how you always end up stealth Archer

[Yozora_Kujo]

Who else thought he'd say: " There's someone prowling round here ".

[kialli]

This feels a lot like RDR2 when you kill someone in the middle of nowhere. I saw what you did, you kill them and more people show up just like this. You can ride around for 30 minutes and not see anyone but kill someone and a whole town shows up.

[kingol]

I mean, it is more user-friendly than when all of the “guards” have hive mind and instantly close up on player’s location, swarming and overwhelming them when all they did was accidentally throw an object at one of them.

[ramgladore]

One guy gets an arrow stuck in his eye. "I swore I heard something. Must be my imagination"

[Asherbird]

I just imagine each guard saw him (except the last guy) being like "what did we do for you to do this" because those are his allies/brothers/friends and are in genuine disbelief of what is happening

[BrettCaton]

reminds me of fallout 4, when you are sneaking and sniping, and your companion charges around and in front of your rifle, then complains when the shot you fired hits them.

[NoOne-ycwl]

Then a single guard in the trees sees you and the forced stealth mission ista-fails.