The Cheese Tax

Song from Matt Hobbs, the founder of Puppy Songs

[JohnDoe-ycyx]

Every time I get the cheese out sometimes my dog comes and stairs at me

[SPYONVR]

I actually made my mum pay the cheese tax😂

[emperorfoxy]

Salami, no. Taco, no. Corn, no. **CHEESE**

[sbGEOrge]

C H E E S E T AA X OH YAEH

[halfasleepintrovert]

I'm glad that someone saw that the cheese tax had to exist in lyrics

[seanandkelly]

My dog: gimme salami no chicken no TREATS ACCTULY….
Me: no ya gettin cheese

[wafflegun]

The cheese tax! the cheese tax! (complete the lyrics)

[WTC_OfficalYT]

Bro really made a lyrics over the cheese tax song 💀

[alexandralarsen]

Me:"The cheese tax the cheese tax the cheese tax the cheese! Give me the cheese! The cheese tax the cheese tax the! The cheese tax the cheese tax the cheese tax!
Purple guy:"fine! Here!"

[isaacnelson]

I had this this song play under my mom’s pillow.

[Rose]

Hi, this is the CheBI!
Why are we here? And why are we dogs you ask…?
Well it’s simple, you didn’t pay the cheese tax!!
Oh who called us on you?

Mr Fluffington, your *puppy.* >:3 now pay up! Or we have to team up with the SalmonBi…! (The SBI)
Now, pay up! Or we will send you to Cheese prison!
No you say?! Well, then you will have 300, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 001 is cheese debt!
Or you fall to the cheesy canon! If you refuse to pay!! D:< 🧨🧀
NOW PAY!!! Agh, still no?! *next door angry meowing can be heard… then you hear “fine I’ll pay the salmon tax!!”
>:3 *then you see across your yard a fish in what seems to be a fishbowl attached to a skate board, with a axolotl pushing the skateboard, the fish seems to have a… ROCKET LAUNCHER?!* you look back at the “Smol? Puppy….” WELL?! ARE YOU GONNA PAY? *human screams can be heard in the distance… with loud barking mainly covering the sound, then.. everything goes black*

[Kitty_cat_king]

The cheese tax the cheese tax you gotta pay the cheese tax every time your cooking when the cheese comes out this puppy comes looking the rules are the rules and the facts are the facts and when the cheese drawer opens you gotta pay the tax the cheese tax the cheese tax hand it over quick or things might get ugly I can get really loud I'm a really barky puppy I'm not just asking cuz I'm looking for snacks this is really important business and you gotta pay the tax the cheese tax the cheese tax the taaaax cheddar is acceptable and parmesan is fine but a little bit of gouda would really blow there's no escaping so don't try to dodge pay the dairy tariff! the collection of fromage the cheese tax the cheese tax the taaaax oh yeahhhh

[jarrodgodfrey]

This is actually with me with my cheese

[helloj]

Yep, this shit definitely needed lyrics

[cheesekingdom]

Our Anthem if you don't pay the tax🧀

[TheRealMyNameIsBlue]

y'all go follow the original guy, i just wanted something i could put on my discord bot that didn't have any extras on it in the sound/video. I didn't even realize this wasn't hidden. My bad, but i appreciate the support though you silly gooses

[ryderryder.]

Hi. 👍🏻