How to make THOUSANDS OF GOLDFISH (goldfish breeding 101)

[gembird]

instructions unclear, the goldfish bred me and now there's thousands of babies in my house

[WhimsiG]

Bro really just spanked off a goldfish

[gp-]

It’s crazy how we can bypass months of waiting by just changing the temperature and food intake

[Ianity]

bro just said "add some extra sperm" like he's teaching someone how to cook

[giyuutomioka]

Of course my mom had to walk in when he said "aDd sOmE eXtRa SpErM"

[dshadeproductions]

“The prettier the parent, the prettier the kid”
I wish my parents would’ve listened to that…

[mystblox]

My guy Gigachad was getting MILKED out there 💀💀

[CartiersRavioli]

Was not expecting a DETAILED tutorial 😭

[lafonteynm]

I DID NOT JUST SEE A GOLDFISH RELEASE😭😭😭

[larth]

Dirty sperm water was not something I thought I would hear when I woke up this morning

[giacomoromano]

Step 8: Stop gigachad from committing suicide at the tought of child support.

[MakriaMicronation]

I DID NOT HAVE TO SEE YOU SQUEEZING IT OUT LIKE THAT😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[MemeEscaper]

gigachad left a legacy after his passing

[edgareliseev]

, ,Patienly wait until Gigachad starts chasing the females."

[neelamshukla]

Baby Goldfish: IT'S THE GIANT HAND!!!
Another Baby:
Everyone Else:
Human: hehe fish go brr

[Trashpandainatrenchcoat]

Question: how long are you supposed to pretend it’s wintertime?

[larathemeercat]

"The prettier the parent, the prettier the kid"

EMOTIONAL DAMAGE.

[Joseph_yy]

Me: Forgot to feed the fish for one meal because I’m busy fixing the house due to power outage.
Gold fish: The winter is coming ⚔️

[LesmugHaha]

wasn’t expecting to see goldfish coem in my feed today, RIP GIGACHAD

[Chair_On_Water]

I learned more biology from him than my biology teacher