Ib’s Got A Half-Full Heart and Full-Smooth Brain

Sometimes you just gotta let Justin know.

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[CountSunshineXIX]

He’s not about winning, he’s about making a statement to a very particular Thassas Oracle player.

[beepboprobotsnot]

"You showed up, you tried, you died" got my so bad I had to pause the video so I could stop laughing.

[therealbahamut]

"You showed up, you tried, you died" is, believe it or not, absolutely accurate to goblin performance standards.

[camerons]

Rule 19853 of MtG:
There are always more goblins,
Rule 19853.B of MtG:
There are always enough goblins.

[paulcurran]

Mono red is oftentimes the epitome of doing anything for the memes. Between Ashling the pipe bomb, Norin chaos, and now self land destruction for goblins strapped with C4's, its clear that these players do not care about anything but doing the wackiest plays and hoping it works out well.

[TheAndOnlyGoldenboy]

Just remember, in the lore, Ib Halfheart's cowardice is so legendary it propelled him forward in time to events we are entirely unaware of as it is past the third Phyrexian Invasion... meaning that things on Dominaria will get even worse.

[Randoman]

"The Goblin player's primary weapon is the attendance sheet" is a hell of a line.
While I'm here, seems a good time to request Cadric, Soul Kindler again.

[DividedStatesOfHysteria]

“You showed up, you tried, you died.” This is going on my tombstone

[giantpizzafish]

I love that I can watch the video on mute and still hear every word in my head.

[giantmantis]

You can always break out the cards that make everything block one guy and blast all their creatures for 4

[Duransurik]

As a goblin impersonating a human, the best way to fight us is, aim for the commander and the officers before they do anything at all. one time krenko tin street kingpin hit the board with haste, picked up the crown of Gondor and the black blade reforged, attacked once, and it was all over but the crying after that

[devanbrowne]

Goblins are the embodiment of "here for a good time, not a long time."

[wingdinggaster]

Repercussion also breaks this. You receive none of the downside (on the swing at least) while you opponent takes 4+ damage per block.

[sofer]

"My goblin card is saved for when I meet David Bowe in the afterlife."
Okay but have you considered... Goblin Morningstar?

[caseywellington]

"Kablooie multiplication" is now my new favorite phrase

[MildlyOCD]

He may not be able to get it, but all of the other goblins can, & they died trying.

[duncanjala]

Please give us Ygra the guy who wants to eat everyone.

[jacobd]

0:43 This is a man who has been nitpicked one too many times by internet strangers for slightly misspeaking.

[Sleepierhead]

I like the mental image of how a bunch of goblins armed with bonk sticks & slingshots have the capability to usurp gods

[bonesofeao]

"Green and white's weird breeding thing" made me fucking cackle