Justin Bieber - As Long As You Love Me PARODY! Key of Awesome #62

Justin Bieber is all grown up and ready to fight for love!

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LYRICS:

BIEBER
That guy sure was grumpy
No one can touch me
As long as I'm swaggy
Whatever that means
Your daddy told me that he'd murder me but I'm sure he was bluffing
That fool don't know meI do Pilates and Karate's, and he's fat and disgusting
I'm hot shit, I'm way cool
I'm the toughest dude in my homeschool
And also I have bodyguards
No one can touch me
I'm freaking Bruce Lee. I punched a Nazi right in the throat
Your daddy is whiney. His wiener is tiny. Is he right behind me? That was a joke
Could you please le e e e e e e e e e t go of my nuts
Someone call 9 11111111111111111 this sucks
GIRLFRIEND
How many nines was that?
BIEBER
It's just a flesh wound
He's drivin' on my head
But I'm just playin' possum
There goes my front tooth
When he stops kicking me I got him right where I want him
Come back here, we ain't done
That's just my arm. I got another one
This shit just got real
He folded my legs back
Ripped off my nutsack
Stuck me with thumbtacks
He must be mad
Pushed me off the roof
Beat me with phone books
How does my face look?
GIRL
It's not that bad
BIEBER
No not the Jajajajajajajajajajajajack hammer. Owwwie.
BIG SEAN
I don't if you know this but
Yo ass looks pretty torn up
That old man from Kill Bill
needs to take a chill pill
I don't know happened son you said you knew karate
But Mr. Blond just came along in the middle of the song chopped off your whole body
DAD
That ain't rappin'. This is rappin'
Do the Booty Jam Do the Booty Jam
Everyone's a fan of the Booty Jam
You're telling me you never heard this?
BIEBER
Calling Beliebers it's Justin Bieber
Put me in the freezer to preserve my head
EMPEROR
We'll resurrect him
We can perfect him
We'll reanimate back from the Dead
Now you must riiiiiiiiiiiiiise
Shawty
Join the Dark siiiiiiiiiiiiide
BIEBER
Swaggy
EMPEROR
Justin, can you hear me?
BIEBER
That name no longer has any meaning for me. My name is Darth Bieber.

[rodrigolima]

"That aint rap, this is rap: do the booty jam. do the booty jam"

😂😂😂😂 dead

[neggsta]

The part that always kills me is “that’s just my arm I’ve got another one” 😂🤣😭

[WomenApologist]

"I'm the toughest guy in my homeschool" 😂

[yareyare]

Is it just me or are these parodies actually more catchy than the real songs?😂

[Anonymous]

Haha " I don't want her to date until she's 50"🤣

[YanDaBean]

From the age of 10 to literally today I still know all the words to the majority of the keyofawesome parodies and often sang those lyrics along to the actual songs instead of the real ones😂 absolute icons

[bre]

i was like 10 when i had a crush on this fake justin bieber💀

[aerialhardaway]

“Is he right behind me? That was just a joke” 😂

[Jaime-jtmp]

I was 10, 11 years old when I watched this 😂😂 ahhh I miss the old days, now I’m 17 about to turn 18.

[tjebfisbfie]

it being 7 years later and i still have a crush on the fake justin bieber

[joeltect]

still listening to this gem in 2024..i miss the key of awesome

[kurlykayla]

Even after all these years, Palpatine’s “Shawtyyy” still makes me laugh

[amandar]

This song always pops up in my head and gets stuck for the rest of the day. It’s 2019 and I would watch this in middle school.

[mcghost]

if ur still watching these parody’s in 2020 ur an og
edit: If you’re still watching these parody’s in 2023 i love you and you are a mega OG❤️

[grantreed]

"That's just my arm, I've got another one", quite possibly one of the most badass things I've ever heard. Or maybe one of the stupidest. I'm not sure yet.

[Craisjbx]

"I'm the toughest dude in my home school"

[weepingdalek]

When the dad starts beating Justin: Hey Justin, what happened to your 10 bodyguards?

[drvren]

he did become darth bieber in a way, after teenagehood

[Yanobam]

*this brings back memorys and now i wanna die.*

[BarryAllen-bfye]

How is it that I've seen this video about 34 times, but I've never seen the actual video