Future & Metro Boomin - We Don't Trust You ALBUM REVIEW

Very high banger to dud ratio.

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Team: Jeremy - Lead Edits / Anthony - Final Cuts / Austen - Proofing, Posting
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FAV TRACKS: WE DON'T TRUST YOU, YOUNG METRO, CLAUSTROPHOBIC, LIKE THAT, CINDERELLA, FRIED, AIN'T NO LOVE, EVERYDAY HUSTLE, GTA, WTFYM

LEAST FAV TRACK: RUNNIN OUTTA TIME

FUTURE & METRO BOOMIN - WE DON'T TRUST YOU / 2024 / EPIC / TRAP RAP

7/10

Y'all know this is just my opinion, right?

[yungcheeseman]

Wasn’t expecting Anthony to be holding a cup of lean for the entirety of the review

[A_Nobbit]

5:47 For the last time, melon, I can't give you 48 emeralds for a music disc

[Hamble_Gambles]

Fantano, just because Kendrick “doesn’t know Drake like I do” and you love his vegan cookies does not mean you can remove 3 points from the score.

[presidentsquidward]

If this was Future and Sexxy Red you would've given it a 10

[TYLOTYLOTYLO]

If Future was called Past and Metro Boomin was called Subway Silent you would have given this a 10 and you know it.

[maleklefleur]

Seeing Cal Chuchesta back is the best thing that has happened this year.

[NobodyzJelly]

If young melon don’t trust ya, he reviews ya

[NerdSpartanPerson]

Maybe if Drake and J. Cole invited Kendrick to play a Third Person Shooter instead of hogging the controller, this beef could have been avoided

[lukeskywalker]

If they called it “We Don’t Pimp Butterflies” you would’ve given it a 10

[FernandoPena-stto]

If Drake doesn't respond to Kendrick with an official diss track...not some random sub 6 months from now, but an actual diss then he simply can't be considered an all time great. He's so quick to diss people like Megan, Rihanna, even Ice Spice and low tier rappers but as soon as he gets someone on his level it becomes "oh I'm too big to reply". Corny.

[a.j.animations]

If i had a nickel for every time Fantano put a track titled Running out of Time in the worst track section, I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice.

[darkdestroyerza]

Melon, im so glad youre being less serious again. All your old reviews had charm and youve been recapturing that with these thumbnails and skits.

[Bwethhh]

Fantano did the “TRAPAHOLICS” voice so well😂

[dubububble]

At 5:45 fantano be sounding as a minecraft villager 😭😭😭

[jxmesx]

If Kendrick Lamar was on this album he’d of given it a 10

[maxpogfrog]

Metro Boomin’ is gonna be the Denzel Curry of 7s.

[miggy_martinez]

Metro just keeps getting better and better with every project

[BurningBlaze]

That Kendrick feature reminds me a lot of Family Ties. The flows, inflections, and the vicious energy are very similar. Looks like Kendrick is ready to smoking our top 5s.

[arbiter]

The imitation of Carti's deep voice flow had me burst out into laughter but I still gotta give Fantano an L because that feature was absolute fire.

[metromalone]

fantano
Future REVIEWS:
2014:
Honest 💿 Strong 2
2015:
DS2 💿 Light 6
2016:
Evol 💿 Light 6
2017:
FUTURE 💿 Light 5
HNDRXX 💿 NOT GOOD
2020:
High Off Life 💿 Decent 3
2022:
I Never Liked You 💿 Strong 5
2024:
We Don't Trust You 💿 Strong 7