How Bao NÜTTED While Driving!!

Totally normal activity
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This video's intention was to be entertaining. All jokes were made purely to be funny, nothing else. Thumbnail depicts a character driving a wet car with two passengers. Nothing else is presented nor implied

[synphilia]

i love how amidst the spam of horny and surprised chatters, there's just one guy going: "cute cat"

[Azure_Witch]

_Have you ever gooned in public_
Who starts a conversation like that? I just sat down.

[nitrofighter]

Note to self: NEVER find yourself in an enclosed space with an ovulating Bao

[Coyotebriggs]

That cat is adorable. Just a lil fur ball, i love him.

[noahplaguecrowwalsh]

Even Jojo is like, "What the fuck, mother..."

[tacticallemon]

“what do you mean ‘public”

yea, all i needed to hear

[OOZ]

When you ask a straightforward question and they start bargaining for a loophole, you got 'em.

[mobyhuge]

So Bao proved Richard Hammond's challenge with driving while performing an act on themselves

[tursiops]

Love those cute hands. And the contrast with the person telling the story is stark. So never trust cute hands they can be deceiving

[geazybreezy]

no wounder there's so much traffic some people are gooning behind the wheel

[lloydearlofpudding]

"Nah, i'd goon" - Baojo

[darthbaker]

Everyone is listening to the story while I'm just watching Jojo being adorable.

[lostnemesis]

Oh Jesus Christ 😂 she really can't help herself.

[tylerbartlett]

Vibrations right?

Edit: oh no, just her being her

[PLAYER_ready]

“What do you mean by X” is never a good sign…

[kevlarandchrome]

Bao opting for the legalistic definition route, in another universe she's writing TOS for some corporation. Also her kitty is adorable.

[RAHelllord]

This might be more common than you think. I have a friend that enjoyed riding and idling her bike a little too much after a stressful day at work.

[adibemaxwell]

Okay, a few things.

First, Bao had/has serious hormonal issues. IRL. Like she literally talked about how it was so bad that she couldn't mentally function without "doing the deed" like 10 times a day.

Second, She owns god knows how many toys. She's the definition of coomer.

Third, this is Bao after all. OF course she has done this.

[harrygoad]

The cat's probably thinking "Why does my owner's fingers smell of fish?"

[crackthecorn]

all the info i know about Bao is against my will