Alternative Medicine

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Quick video about the dangers of Alternative Medicine

Alternative Medicine Transcript:

Okay quick foreword, I was going to make this more satirical and make jokes about how great these treatments are but apparently youtube isnt very receptive to medical misinformation even though its satirical, so just as a quick disclaimer do not try any of these treatments im about to talk about in this video, and seek professional medical help if you are suffering from any disease that may be mentioned from here on in. Okay disclaimer bs aside, alternative medicine, what is it? Well in most cases its treatments that originate from traditional medicine, because traditional medicine is.. well traditional that means it also was created before we had access to most of the knowledge we do today, so as you can imagine things can get pretty weird, and that’s what we will be looking at today. Our first alternative medicine that we will be looking at is sunning your perineum now for those of you not familiar with the term ill clarify, it is about sunning your gooch, laying bare your derriere, letting the sun acquaint your taint. A lot of alternative influencers will preach the benefits of doing this because they believe that because of the location of the perineum which is here by the way if you still haven’t caught on, it will never be exposed to the sun and therefore will not get the necessary vitamin D that we get from the sun. they fix this by exposing it to the sun for between 30 seconds to a couple minutes, and doing this once a day you supposedly should see increased benefits to libido, energy and sleep. This isnt supported by any actual research though, but it has been shown to cause an increase in cancer in the region. The perineum compared to the rest of our body has relatively thin skin, meaning there is less to protect you from UV rays. This leads to increased rates of melanoma and both squamous and basal cell carcinoma. So not only is it extremely emasculating, this is the pose that you have to sit like, it also has negative health outcomes. So where did the idea of sunning your gooch even come from? Well, if you asked me id have said it was an inside joke gone too far but it actually has its roots in Taoism, and Taoist belief that the area is where energy enters and exits the body. In Taoism the perineum is referred to as the gate of life and death, which I mean its pretty close to a gate of life and death so close enough. Anyway, the last thing I need is to be walking on a sunny day through a residential area and being greeted by someones third eye so do not try this at home, more for the sake of my mental health than the health risks. Im not even sure how to segway this into the next section, but ill try. If you thought exposing your nether regions to the sun was bad medical advice, how about ingesting the nether regions of another animal? Yea that transition wasn’t great but still, up next is traditional Chinese medicines, you are probably familiar with the rhino horn soup for libido or shark fin soup also for libido, a lot of traditional Chinese medicine does seem to be about male impotence but those aren’t even the ones im going to be talking about today, there are much worse things than just these. One of the strangest medicines is the soul of a recently hanged criminal. The compendium of materia medica is a book published in 16th century China which described the 35 human waste products that could be used as medicine (editors note im going to be making a full video on this, this is pretty interesting stuff) . One of those is the soul of a recently hanged criminal, apparently right after hanging a criminal you can dig the earth under where they are hanged and will find a material similar to charcoal and that is the soul of the hanged criminal. I couldn’t find what they then do with this criminal soul but im guessing its probably pretty rare so it would be used for curing missing limbs or something. Anyway that’s not even the worst one that I saw, Ren Zhong Huang is a type of medicine infused with liquorice designed to treat inflammation of the skin and mouth, can you guess what the medicine is that they infuse with the liquorice? Yea its erm human faeces. Im not kidding, I even found a few stores that sell them in the US and you can get a pound of human liquorice for only $32, what a bargain. That is going straight into my wishlist so if any of you would like to get me a late birthday present here is your chance. Thankfully most of these ancient traditional Chinese medicines are no longer used although I would be interested in seeing if the hanged criminal soul is real, might even try to create my own infinity gauntlet with different souls, I wonder if the crimes of the criminal changes the power of the soul stone you get from them.
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I wonder how that guy felt when he came home and his child was still autistic

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You would think the autism curse guy would have an alien burst from his chest by how he was acting

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Woman: I cast UNAUTISMIFY
Actor: 😱⬆️↗️⬇️↙️↘️⬅️➡️↖️↘️⬇️↙️➡️↗️😃

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“I would like to renounce my generational curse… my child is autistic and has no brain at all”

Bro wtf 💀💀

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7:36 saying your child is autistic and he has no brains is wild. But a minute later acting like that on tv is telling me that the dad has no brains. Man has more curses after that.

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She stoic on my stick til I alternative

VictorKicker
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The skin on my gooch is incredibly thick like a hippopotamus hide. Impenetrable to most small arms and chemicals

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He really said “my child has no brains at all” and proceeded to seize out on the stage floor

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As an autistic person I can confirm that I have no brain at all, I am a scientific wonder!

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Only funny channel that doesn't used 10000 cuts a vid to keep your attention, relaxing and funny

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4:58 as an American, that pie chart is so alien to me as “defense” spending isn’t 60% of it

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Dying at the "I have colon cancer please" line

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I had a brain tumor. If I tried “alternative medicine” I’d be dead

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The beginning was satire, the rest is serious.

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Guys seeks help from a FEMALE pastor?
Blud already off the path 💀

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Great video, haven’t watched it yet 💪

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8:06 she had to count down so God would tell the dude to stop acting

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7:15 nowadays we call generational curses genetics...

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I heard that in 18th century England, they used to use a smoke-spraying bellows inserted into someone's bum as a way to resuscitate drowning victims. Apparently there were kits placed around the Themes.

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You are the only spiritual successor of Sam o Nella

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