Get Your Number

With a math rap this smooth, I can get ANY lady's number.


"GET YOUR NUMBER"
All the ladies out there I've come ta
Tell you that I want something from ya
But I don't wanna press up on ya
I just wanna get your number
I know a lot of guys wanna jump ya
Tryin' to get you out of your jumper
But I don't wanna make that blunder
I just wanna get your number

Your number (your number!) (X3)
I just wanna get your number

Now, let me say it once again, girls
I wanna get your number
So please, pick a number in between 1 and 10
And don't say it out loud, just thought-bubble it
And once you've picked it, I want you to double it
In other words, multiply by two
And once you've got it nod at me like "Damn right I do!"
....Good. Now take that new total and add 4 to it.
I'm hopeful that you'll vibe with the math
You picked a number, doubled it, added 4, now take that and divide it in half....
And keep those digits in mind
We've got one final step then we'll finish the rhyme
So here's the last part of it
Take your original number, the one that you started with
And subtract it from the total that you got right now....
And you might cock an eyebrow, but

Girls, I think I got your number
Yeah, I think I got your number
It's 2.
If you did the steps right, it should be 2.

Like I said before, ladies, I'm not trying to spit game at you. If I were, I'd be using different tactics than a math trick I learned from my Uncle Bill when I was eleven years old.

Your number (x3)
I just wanna get your number

[westernpigeon]

Damn I remember watching this back in middle school. I'm about to graduate college and I was recommended this gem today. I absolutely forgot about this video. Legendary.

[gingerofwar]

No wonder he played a good Albert Einstein in Epic Rap Battles of History. He's a fucking genius!

[EnbyCat]

At first I was like, come on man, be more legato gelato, then I geeked over the math....

[dizzydreamer]

Zach Sherwin could have my number any day

[sidewalkwings]

...If this was a real pick-up line I probably would've given him my number...I mean, you have to give him points for creativity, cleverness, and the fact that he's wearing a tuxedo in a park. You just don't get that kind of combination everyday. Plus, he has unfreaking believable hair.

[akuorekelate]

1-10
x2
+4
/2
-#
Equals MC squared!!

[DaniMacNCheese]

Not going to lie, popping that Afro out of the top hat convinced me to just give you my number without question. Oh and whoever said that Zach was, Jerry and Kramar's love child, I love you for that!

[AM_I_Able]

DANG. He's got *my* number. <3

[SSPspaz]

How can something be so awesome and awkward at the same time...

[ColeOfCentauri]

0*2=0+4=4/2=2-0=2

12.5*2=25+4=29/2=14.5-12.5=2
y=(2x+4)/2-x=x+2-x=2
Proof that this trick works for every real number
Zach is nonetheless very entertaining. :)

[Cubixsquared]

When he took off his hat I was slightly surprised by his hair. I was not expecting it!

[tillimunchew]

God im in love a white boy with an afro mmm shit i need to be alone now.... (shuts door)

[Andromedarose]

You are so amazing, I absolutely love your work!

[opticowl]

(2x+4)/2-x=2... anyone who payed attention in Algebra should understand this:

(2x+4)/2=x+2
(x+2)-x=2
2=2 (huzzah, the proof works)

[NickYoDamus]

You are an amazing rapper. You should have won "Ego Trips The White Rappers Show". I saw that you had auditioned for it when I was looking at the old videos of it. Keep up the great work Zack!

[Zevink]

You don't know how hard I squealed seeing that you posted something! I hope you keep it up!! <333

[OriginallyInsaine]

I love how when he takes off his hat he instantly turns mixed lol

[NakedEndoskeleton]

The instrumental is so damn neat. What is it?

[smatchim]

Soooo dope. Been waiting to see something after the aggressive bee.

[professorpsoop]

To borrow a phrase from Al Yankovic 'there aren't enough 'O's in smooth the describe how smooth I am, you might have seen my picture. It's in the dictionary under Kablam!. That's you in this number. loved it.