I don't understand how these pick up lines actually work 😂

[AB-vpfm]

The fact that you can change your emotions as fast as you can is literally AMAZING!!

[fournebula]

I’d have ended up sayings something like “why would I be in a fridge?”

[mattb]

She's gorgeous. I hope that a good producer picks up on her talent.

[LoveAgatsuma]

Not me imagining someone saying this pickup line on their favorite idols 😭😂

[Stawph]

I feel like this can also be used as a roast if you think about it-

[avantikamishra]

Well.. some of us singles aren't even this fortunate to receive pickup lines 😂

[teczadzka]

Me in this situation: So, am I the fridge or a snack ༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽

[emberjaaas]

Thought I was gonna get jump scared for a second there.

[ravensconspiracy]

Sir I ain’t a snack or a meal, I a fry, one singular fry

[SunaKo]

My first thought: "so, I'm dead?? You put my body in fridge?? Or just my head??"

[cloequinn]

it took me a hot sec to understand what she meant😂👀

[JustAnotherLokiStan]

I would probably think they were telling me I'm not a snack and I'd be all um ok thanks ig😭 :')

[anais]

Me :- ye I already took out what I needed . Now you can take any of the snacks 😉

[A.I.P]

6th! And I love your acting your story lines are great.

[lingan_law]

Them: “I went to the fridge to get a snack and uh you weren’t there”
Me: Cuz I’m not a snack I’m a whole fricken meal biatch 😌💅

[CrystalDiamondxX]

Plot twist: you *are* the fridge and they couldn't get their snack because you weren't there

[relatable_person]

“i went to the fridge to get a snack and uh you werent there” me: yeah I already got all the snacks I need! now can you move out of the way? if you want snacks get your own snacks, I think there’s a 99 cents stores around the corner or something

[berryheartz]

My friend called me on vacation laughing and said these and she laughed and hung up

[anxbody]

This happened to me, I looked him dead in the eyes and said: “oh so I was the -fcking- boldest peace of lettuce there? Damn.” Or I’ve heard someone say: “nah I was there, I was that one soggy piece of food in the back of the fridge.”

[makyliebriant]

and that’s when you say cuz i’m not a snack i’m a full dang meal