EXTREMELY HARSH ASMR THAT WILL MAKE YOU PISS THE BED

Fast and aggressive, loud and rough. Not for everybody. Not my best work but Im experimenting and learning :)

[tc_]

0:23 I think I enjoy the sound of the fingertips and the nails quickly tapping against the glass, but not the sound of the humming that the glass makes
1:16 This one was actually alright. It somewhat reminds me of the plastic spoons against the microphone that you'll see in Dong ASMR
2:48 The left/right polarity is flipped for this, so it's nice to get that pleasant surprise
3:56 Back to the oddly large wine glass
5:05 This must've been what you were talking about, the part where I piss the bed. I think if it didn't have that God awful nails-on-chalkboard effect going on, the scratching would actually be really nice
8:59 Not really digging this one too much, it sounds to dry and it feels to me as though it uses a lot of energy to make or to listen to
11:36 I'm not even sure what's going on here, but I don't like it
14:17 This one is manageable if I just turn down the volume. Not too bad
16:46 Horrible. It's dry, it's too fast, and it reminds me of when the dentist filed down my root canal manually. This makes me feel like my skull is vibrating
17:36 And back to the obnoxious wine glass, to bring it back around to the first trigger. I like when you waved it back and forth and made those annoying hums into a really enjoyable thing to listen to
18:54 "Hope you enjoyed" Yea, sure you did, with a title like EXTREMELY HARSH ASMT THAT WILL MAKE YOU PISS THE BED

[garethllane]

I feel like the comments are always mentioning your natural gift for ASMR (deservedly so) but don’t give you enough credit for how funny and original your style is

[alucardin]

*watches intro*
"pffff surely it won't be THAT intense"
*Patrick grabs huge wine glass with malicious intent*
"I stand corrected"
but I gotta say, I'm very happy that you experiment with triggers so much. not every trigger will be everyone's cup of tea, but I love the variety and that we get to explore triggers. I feel like nowadays a lot of creators focus on what works for safe views but rarely anyone still has the drive to go above and beyong that. this is very very nice.

[rain]

pissed my jorts and ready to sleep. thank you 🙏

[booogle.]

i struggle with chronic insomnia and the last few weeks have been especially bad with me not being able to sleep until 7am on some nights. i stumbled upon your channel about a week and a half ago and let me just say you’ve done wonders with relaxing me and lulling me into a state where i can actually sleep, which not alot of people (or medications) can do so props to you and keep up the content!

[emmiepoo]

at first, i was like “haha, it’s just a joke, ” then he came in with that wine glass and i did, in fact, piss my jorts. impressive

[unadventurer_]

This channel is so fucking good. Biggest breath of fresh air in the ASMR zeitgeist in years.

Don't listen to anyone. Keep doing whatever the hell you want because it's working. Hell yeah, dude.

[pencilonpaper]

I've listened to a total of 2 harsh/loud asmr videos now and omg. I think I just genuinely do like this style lol. Thanks for giving me many tingles once again.

[Sleepsludge]

Jokes aside I liked the wine glass, metal vibrator, shark, and brushing. The scraping on the cardboard gave me tingles but also made me feel like my flesh was gonna slough right off of my body into a pile on my bed

[googleoogle]

Not even gonna lie this is the tingliest video i have watched in a while. I almost only get tingles from like, "annoying" sounds i guess? I use the nice asmr to relax but hoo boy ugly asmr is elite. This video is my wretched little bastard child now and I love it dearly. This video is like if dentist roleplay videos were accurate to what going to the dentist is actually like.

Shark was the best, scissors were great, wine glass was perfect except for the buzzes that clip the audio a bit, milk frother has seriously improved so much from its first appearances and is so tingly, the .02 seconds of toothbrush and the hairbrush were amazing, flower pot was great, and the cardboard scratching actually made every nerve in my entire mouth violently hurt<‍3 You have created Psychic Damage ASMR and i am here for it 🎉

[raimundojaneway]

I normally keep my volume all the way up even when listening to music, but, I immediately had to lower it once you started in with glass tapping. Now I am not complaining. I enjoyed the sounds. I'm crushing on you because I love how you make me feel calm even when I am worried about things. Keep up with 4 star stuff my handsome friend.

[HictionaryYT]

only heard the warning so far and im already so stoked

[ghosteteeth]

The cardboard scratching gave me a crazy amount of tingles, but I also physically felt the sound in the sides of my jaw yEOCH <3

[Tayllustration]

This is unironically one of the best ASMR videos I've ever watched

[Dollegutz]

I really liked the cardboard scratching, i actually got tingles for the first time in forever! I love the annoying and almost hard to listen to triggers, metal on metal scratching, rough scratching, tracing random objects on the mic either no mic cover, its all so nice, especially when each trigger is done slowly

[JessieSketches]

i never thought i would hear the phrase “it’ll make you piss in your jorts, ” but it will now be something i say multiple times a day

[bugsinmybones]

the scraping on the cardboard was so good but made me want to cry at the same time

[Hfx.vanessa]

Love this video, especially the flower pot scratching and the squeaky shark. I love weird and unique sounds

[ipurpleyou]

i just love watching your subscriber count go up, it’s so cool how fast people are starting to notice your channel. 🎉 almost 20k!

[Daisy-mbkt]

The brush trigger was **chef’s kiss** I loved the crunchy prickly scratchy sooounds amazing