Children in MrBeast's comment section: #Shorts

My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.

#Meme #Memes #Shorts #JojosBizarreAdventure

[UnoriginalHandle]

POV: your Spanish teachers expectations:

[duckre]

My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 8 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I am in the 3rd grade, and I get home every day by 3 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, and I don't drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get ten hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and watching about twenty minutes YouTube videos before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.

[neelkulkarni]

That's the reality and even I do that sometimes

[divyamsofat]

My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.

[bmobutdope]

I am 2 years old I haven’t seen my dad in 6 months and Istanbul dream

[aliciaslay]

*the comments be writing a whole essay*

[Name-cpoh]

I don’t know if they gave Rayn the villain edit or anything but damn. She was meeeeaaaan

[kokoroyan]

You can call me Yoshikage Kira. I'm currently 6 years old. Not that you care, but I reside on 618 Amogus Sussy Street and one time people asked me where I got my pop tart.

[ТимохаСБроваров]

Kids in comments of vlad a4 "russian plagiat of mrbest": are you chellenging me?

[PK-Radio]

Kids in mrbeast comments:
Come on give me money already

[hlbetafan]

My name is Lisa Montayo, Im 6 years old, I currently live in 163 Ratio Street, Not that you care but i bought a diamond fidget spinner for selling mom's wedding ring.

[tomtpuree]

My name is Gustavo Fring, but you can call me Gus.

[oi]

Mr Beast channel is just a giveaway channel but on steroids

[Deadbot]

My name is bruce way- I mean Alfred- I mean Batman my name is Batman

[bernouli]

My name is GoNk and I live far away



Most likely on the other side of the world

[wikipedia]

I can’t think of a good comment so here’s a blueberry pancake recipe
1 1/2 cups all-purpose flour
1/4 cup granulated white sugar
1 teaspoon baking powder
1/8 teaspoon salt
3/4 cup milk + more to thin out the batter, as needed
1 large egg
1 Tablespoon vegetable oil
1/2 cup fresh or frozen blueberries
maple syrup
1. Whisk together first 4 ingredients; make a well in center of mixture.
2. In a separate bowl, whisk together milk, egg, and oil; add to dry ingredients, stirring just until moistened. Gently fold in blueberries.
3. Pour about 1/4 cup batter for each pancake onto a hot, lightly greased griddle. Cook pancakes until tops are covered with bubbles and edges look cooked; turn and cook other side. Serve with maple syrup.

[dy]

I live in the American Gardens building on West 81st Street, on the 11th floor.
My name is Patrick Bateman.
I'm 27 years old.


I believe in taking care of myself, in a balanced diet, in a rigorous exercise routine.
In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an icepack while doing my stomach crunches.
I can do a thousand now.
After I remove the icepack, I use a deep-pore cleanser lotion.
In the shower, I use a water-activated gel cleanser.
Then a honey-almond bodyscrub.
And on the face, an exfoliating gel-scrub.
Then I apply an herb mint facial masque,
which I leave on for ten minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine.
I always use an aftershave lotion with little or no alcohol,
because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older.
Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm, followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.


There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman.
Some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me.
Only an entity-- something illusory.
And though I can hide my cold gaze...
and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours...
and maybe you can even sense our life styles are probably comparable,
I simply am not there.

[Holhorse]

My name is yoshikage kira. I'm 33 years old. My house in the norheast section of morioh, where all the Villas are, and i am not married. I work as an employee for the kame yu departement stores, and i get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but i occasionally drink. I'am in bed by 11 PM and make Sure i get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, i unusualy have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, i wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning.I was told there where no issues at my last check up. I'am trying to explain that i'm a person who wishes to life very quiet Life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing' that is how i deal with society, and i know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if i were to fight i wouldn't lose to anymore.

[fard]

My name is Jon Arbuckle. I'm 29 years old. My house is in the Muncie section of Indiana, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as a cartoonist, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't drink, but I occasionally smoke. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.

[wikipedia]

Umm...so personally this is the first time this has ever happened, so I’m quite surprised. Only a centimeter away. I mean I don’t think there’s ever been someone who’s gotten that close to me...without a, you know...calamity occurring...I’m not really...not really sure WHAT happens after one centimeter away...’cause it’s my first time, I don’t really understand it either, seriously.