r/FoundSatan - Fake Pockets Vengeance 😈

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Title: Tea Time by GoSoundtrack
Genre and Mood: Cinematic + Romantic
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Piano & Sax by Joakim Karud / joakimkarud
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Title: Piano & Sax by Joakim Karud
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[PercyAugust]

I have a cat that will "run away" out the door, walk 3 feet, then flop over and expects me to pick her up and carry her back inside.

[BlazeNStar]

No one can "own" a cat. The cat is either your coworker, your entitled roommate, or YOUR owner.

[Dippedinsilver]

I had a cat that realized I absolutely can’t stand the sound of papers being rustled, so every morning he would find paper somewhere and rustle it until I got up and fed him. Pure evil!

[enlightendbel]

PSA, most two headed animals don't survive very long because they do exactly what the turtle did. They start biting each other when they want to feed.

They don't have the level of awareness to know that either of them eating will give them sustenance, so they are in constant competition over food.

[YoshuaMidas]

Imagine if your cyborg eyeball subscription runs out, but instead of just shutting off they start running ads on it 24/7

[acelibrarian]

I (40+ F) will confidently and correctly use current slang in front of younger people, then when they look surprised, I say "What? I'm hip to the jive" and watch the mental whiplash that ensues. 😂

[Prestigioussalad]

Sir, why are you manhandling the demon like that. Unhand him.

[thetherrannative]

As a person who wears glasses, I would be _so_ confused by that optometrist prank. How did my vision get that much worse?!?!

[mkcatrona]

When I was 13, I did my favorite Girl Scout Badge ever. I don't remember what it was called, but it was all about psychology and social norms. So instead of having to do normal things like sewing or camping to get the badge, I had to do things that broke obvious social cues. I can't remember everything I did, but the two that stand out in my memory are standing "the wrong way" in an elevator (like the woman in 32:30) and having to wear clothes that don't "fit in." That second one was tough because I went to a Catholic school with a uniform – so I ended up wearing a hijab, which confused literally everybody at school.

[TardisCoreST]

22:26 That Gabriel Iglesias video cuts off at the best part. He says, "We have your father. We're coming back for you in an hour. Do your homework" and they ride away. His girlfriend calls him saying he's an ass, he ask what Franky's doing. "He's doing his homework".
I absolutely love Gabriel. He's hilarious.

[raisaloyana]

Couple days ago I was in a train. There was a kid (around 5 or 6 years) with really bad hearing. He was with his mother. Not sure what he did, but the mother starts to lecture him about behaviour. He looks her dead in the eye, turns his hearing aids off says "Sorry, I can't hear you." and returns to do what he was doing

[quinnthebean]

Those aztec death whistles are absolutely genius. I can imagine scaring the shit out of people waiting in an empty metro station at night by blowing the whistle with the great echo down there

[knuxenglish]

Please do not squish the Emotional Support Demon like that, it will get brain damage

[thulium_]

childhood trauma didn't make me a trans guy, fake pockets did





edit: childhood trauma doesn't actually make a person trans. also corrected "child" to "childhood"

[highqualitytrash]

honestly, I kinda expected him to say that the people in the distopian future wouldn't even be able to die because dying would also be something they would have to pay for. so they are stuck existing in agony as their bodys fail them. they cant see, feel hear or taste. just stuck in never ending isolation and agony.

[PaleNoFace]

Love that they collectively tried to counteract Ali's imminent dooming of them all and yet the Everclear took over.

[DashedSpark]

Reminder that just because Satan and Hades live underground does not make them equivalent! Hades is actually a really chill guy, arguably one of the least morally dubious gods.

But I guess Satan is also pretty chill...


And when you look closely, he's not such a bad guy...


Wait a minute...

[LeSarthois]

The "old relative playing dumb" reminds me of my grand-father who liked to make jokes, and at the age of 90, pulled one to me and my grand-mother.
It was in early January, and he was at the window looking outside. And he started commenting about how it was a sad, cold weather, without snow, grey skies, and how Christmas would be ruined.
My grand-mother was really distressed (my grand father had sometime minor memory losses but never a "time awareness loss") until my grand father turned to look at us with a big grin and saying "Yes it would really be bad if we still have this weather for Christmas in 11 months!"

[NekoEchoflower]

40:00
Imagine being a teenager who decided to randomly explore this tunnel, then you just hear those death screams from the darkness

[jasonmiller]

Cyborg organs that you have to pay a fee for or they get taken away? You just described the plot to Repo: the Genetic Opera