'aTtAcK mE, jEdI'

canon edition

from Star Wars: The Acolyte
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[salvatoreschiano]

Mae: "Attack me, JEDI ...!

Yoda: "So, you have chosen ... Cringe!"

[HonkaiMain]

The stupidest part of all this is that she doesn't approach her like an assassin or warrior. But as a cosplayer trying to intimidate a Biker gang.

[mrcat]

I’m convinced the show was written by ChatGPT.

[charlesrobert-stafford]

She sounds like a Dragon Ball character. "I heard that you're pretty strong. Attack me."

[TheRealDoggoCEO]

For someone who is supposed to be an “assassin” her approach to killing the Jedi she's hunting down is terrible 💀

[PappyGunn]

I remember in cheap Italian spaghetti westerns, they were a lot more creative in starting a bar fight. Attack me?

[NeonClock]

On this day, the Stranger found out that Indara wasn't just force-sensitive, but also quick on the trigger with the big iron on her hip... _big iron on her hip_

[LOL_Garrus]

"Trinity shoots cringe 'strong female antagonist' in bar"

*Everyone liked that*

[Pandemia]

Disney is on a mission to make the prequels dialogue look like it was written by Shakespeare 😂

[lanrehaliax]

A trained “Jedi master” (because the people working on this show have literally zero idea about Jedis or SW in general) going down to a freaking Kunai while in modern SW everyone survives being stabbed through with a lightsaber is pure comedy

[partogihutapea]

Mae : Attack me, Jedi !!!
Yoda : Cringe, this is. Cringe you are.

[redbearddan]

Mae: "Attack me...Jedi!"
The Jedi: "You are not an assassin. You are just ass."
Mae: *dies from embarrassment*

The End

[tomswarder]

funny asf how this lady was on the posters and branding for the show, and she dies in the first 5 mins

[ZapCCannon]

no idea about the show, but this surely is better than whatever really happened

[staufackar]

Lightsaber through the torso: minor flesh wound.
Dagger in the chest: death

[_sandakin_]

"aTtAcK mE, wiTh aLl yOuR sTrEngTh" 🤓☝

[darksteelmenace]

Imagine hiring a writer and the best they can come up with is "1v1 me bro" smh

[KIRB]

You just made the whole show a masterpiece

[TheMeta]

i don't know what's worse. the dialogue or that shitty stance she gets into. what's worse this whole thing could be over if the "jedi" followed the supposed rule of "a jedi only draws their lightsaber if prepared to kill"

[darrylferguson]

Can you imagine if the guy who murdered Abraham Lincoln - you know the one who sneaked up behind him while he was watching a theatre performance, and shot him in the back of the head with a concealed pistol, had acted like this.

Just imagine him walking right up to Lincoln, tapping him on the shoulder, showing him the pistol he planned to shoot him with, and then saying:

"Give me your best punch, president"