How to Get Kicked Out of Dungeons and Dragons

Now hear me out.......what if we just played YuGiOh instead?

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[OneShotQuesters]

Subscribe and like OSQ or I will cast Meteor Swarm on your house

[LocalMaple]

DM: “I don’t allow Chaotic Evil.”
Player: “Okay, Chaotic Neutral.”

[Amayagma]

Damn.... that "now a talking crab will tell my story" hit so hard, I loved that!

[leightonholley]

When you questioned whether playing a ranger would get you kicked out, I felt like you looked to my soul.

[captainbritain]

"Ok now, what if, what if..killing you is what i would do!" Is me when the DM made my teammate attack me for no reason.

[moogamooga]

I wonder if it was hard for Duke to say: “I’m also not a fan of One Shot Questers.” 😁

[theinnerhollow]

Loved this and I feel several of these. Gotta love that alter ego self causes explosion due to not liking himself thing though

[PugProductions]

“I’m also not a fan of One Shot Questers.”

So you have chosen…death.

[EliteSwordsMen]

As the forever DM, it infuriates me beyond words when I look at all 3 of my players looking at their phones during a super serious conversation.
Or only one of them is paying attention.
Or when I'm working on a player's storyline, and they're the only one NOT paying attention.

Like- for 5 minutes! Can you not look at your phone!?!?

[Balewarrior]

"I'm not a fan of OSQ"
That killed me. Well done sir.

[thebickerer]

My warforged chronurgy wizard followed all your tips but all it got him was a permanent ban from singing.
I guess a ban is a ban at the end of the day. Thanks for the tips anyway!

[creativecookie]

You forgot the biggest sin "Hey DM, I know its only 1 hour before we begin but I gotta pull out today just like last 4 times, leaving you and party with no time to get a backup"

[sockstactical]

I once played a game with a murder hobo who “knew everything about dungeons and dragons.” Constantly interrupted and was always on his phone during the game. I told him to go find a new table. Never seen him since.

[LocalMaple]

I’m a Rogue, and a Ranger…

I beat a CR 8 Chain Devil, with doubled HP and Haste, in a Cage Match… at level 8.

[jukesdtj]

Look man I'm a Ranger in a campaign that my best friend is running with some of his family and I'm the only thing keeping them alive. Combat is not an issue, their ability to avoid death in other ways is.

[mikec]

Could have also done 'I"m a HUGE fan of Critical Role, ' and he has a Jester body pillow with him. That'd be kickworthy for sure

[StreamerNation-]

I ran a oneshot this past weekend and I allowed the barbarian of the group to have a loin cloth that functioned as a portable hole and in the first encounter he trapped a demon in it so we started making the joke that he has a demon in his pants

[hellsingmongrel]

Ohhh God, the part about "now to bring up my issues with the campaign in front of the whole group, instead of in private!" hit so close to home! My first dnd group post-pandemic-start ended with one of the members doing EXACTLY THAT! And making it out to be all about how we'd all wronged HER and made HER feel left out after she'd been, imho, pretty show-boaty the entire fuckin' time! I was new to the group, though I'd known the woman who invited me for a long time, and the other girl actually targetted me, my friend, and the dm specifically before flouncing when the dm tried to be as understanding as he could be in that situation. She made the entire group have an existential crisis and carried it into her OTHER campaigns and just wouldn't let it go, until I went from low-key wondering if I'd done something wrong to realizing that the woman was just being a total asshole!

Cue my social anxiety turning into "FITE ME!🤬" because I was seeing my long-term friend and nice, new friends all struggle with the aftermath, and I was SO DONE! The group didn't continue after that because of that one woman's bullshit, but we've stayed in touch, and me and long-term friend have found other groups since then, so it wasn't a TOTAL loss, but it has had actual psychological ramifications for these people long after the actual event and it STILL makes me mad!

It's not all bad, though. Me and friend are GIRLFRIENDS, now, so hey. 😃 I'll count THAT aspect as a win for me in the long run.

[InsanityVirus]

Don't forget you also have the complete other side of the spectrum

Player: If you are not exactly as good at Matt Mercrer, in both voice acting, storytelling, and even shitting like him, I will riot!

[ashd.]

Bringing your girlfriend who doesn't play and spending more time consoling and entertaining her than playing. ... Or insisting that your girlfriend and her non-committal sibling(s) join the campaign last minute while 3.5 was still current.