A wish now costs 2.6 dreams

How will this affect my curse portfolio?

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Hi, Al. This video is a dub of a Tumblr / Reddit meme about how, due to inflation, a wish now costs 2.6 dreams at the hope exchange. Please show it to people who will like it. Thank you.

[JeaneyCollects]

How will this affect my curse portfolio?

[King-Bubel]

The value of thoughts and prayers is at an all-time low

[osheridan]

Back in my day, one friendship only cost eight early memories. Now it's 50.

[Neferpitou-]

As a nightmare entrepreneur, I am greatly pleased by these developments.

[SuperDZ]

You're telling me, this entire time, to make a wish I had to spend dreams? YOU'RE TELLING ME THIS RIGHT WHEN THE COSTS WENT UP? I can't believe this.

[ameliatheginger]

2.6 is oddly specific but it honestly makes sense

[CoolDude-kdbj]

Hopefully the trout population can pull through on these tough times.

[Wrath-_-]

I'm so glad I bought depression, anxiety, and isolation prior to inflation

[unitds-delta]

as someone who purchased an exorbitant amount of curses, hexes, and jinxes prior to inflation, I am feeling content with my purchase
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[calinacho]

Due to inflation, the Make A Wish foundation can now only provide 0.8 wishes per beneficiary

[Palmtop_User]

Woah, living on a prayer just got much harder but we are half way through this recession

[_soothsayer_]

i love that they were able to make acronyms just for this meme, phenomenal

[joshuaschimpp]

I had predicted the crash of the happiness and joy market, but everybody laughed at me. Well, no one’s laughing now

[bluehairedemon]

so glad the indecisiveness market is not affected as well

[JovanLemon]

As someone who has invested in wishes, I am very worried about this development and will be closely watching the markets. I would be hoping for the best, but due to inflation I am unable to do so

[Lostsage]

Recent market dislocation has resulted in genies only granting one wish for the foreseeable future. Dissatisfied lamp customers have been offered a coupon for 15% off one item at their local flying carpet store

[JirunoGiovanna]

I had my hopes up before, but when I heard the news, it became a nightmare for me.

[makeshiftparadox]

Sending hopes and prayers to all those affected by this crisis 🙏🙏🙏

[Watchfulne]

I knew the cost of wishes was going to go up... but dang the nightmare boon would explain the dreams Ive been having

[cardinalhamneggs]

I love the CLOVER backronym in this. Vey creative.