Alduin goes on a rant (AI voice meme)

Alduin is quite unhappy about his appearance in The Elder Scrolls: Skyrim and has a few questions about it, along with some choice words for the mortals working at Bethesda.
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[WhiterunProductions]

Drem yol lok everyone. Listen quite a few of you have been asking about the mods Alduin's talking about here, I just wanted to name a few since some of you seemed to be interested:
- Deadly Dragons (I've personally always used this one, it makes dragon fights a lot harder and turns Alduin into the strongest dragon in the game, which he should be given his lore)
- World Eater Beater (never used this one, it makes Alduin specifically much stronger and gives him multiple phases, doesn't change other dragons)
- Violent Alduin patch (never used this one either, but it makes the final fight against Alduin completely OD, doesn't change other dragons, bit concerned about that mod causing performance issues)
- More Dramatic Alduin Retexture (gives Alduin a much more threatening look, it's kind of an old mod though and I'd probably try another one if I were to mod Skyrim again)

I do recommend looking up mod videos on Youtube and pairing these with other mods (for example more dragon species, retextures) if you want to make the dragon fights a bit less boring than they were in Skyrims endgame.

[anime-rrog]

Alduin in lore: bullies mehrunes dagon.
Alduin in game: gets bullied by mehrunes razor.

[FIRY]

hearing a dragon voice just completely lose it and say swear words is hilarious

[JWalters]

I like how Todd boasting about fighting the dragon with shouts, and it's like talking, but with impact. Turns out, you forced to having only one shout to put him down and spam him on the ground. Don't even have time to change for another shout to spice up the fight, before he dies.

[chadharger]

1) Aldiun razes Helgen instead of going to Sovengarde to power up after being puked out to the present by the Elder Scroll.
2)Alduin starts raising named Dragons instead of going to Sovengarde to power up.
3) Alduin finally goes to Sovengarde and instead of hiding the frickin' key to the place he has the door kept open. . .while thinking some Dragon Priest and a bunch of draugr can stop the Dragonborn. And once he gets to Sovengarde what does he do? Try to turn the place into a discount Silent Hill with fog instead of say picking up Tsun, dropping him into the abyss next to the bone bride then aborbing Tsun's soul which would be like taking a whole lot of power ups.

[hysterical]

Aww I just wanna hug him. He literally looks like the "don't talk, am ange" cat

[carlospomares]

Hearing Alduin cuss is actually very satisfying, lol

[youaintgonnaknowmebro]

Poor baby, Alduin deserves many smooches.

[spartanhawk]

There was an idea I had back when first playing Skyrim and I seriously think they should have done this.
When you kill Alduin...have him regenerate back to full health and gain a resistance. Make it a three stage war of attrition. Give him new shouts as he grows stronger and make the final stage of the battle be you AND ONLY you vs him at maximum power. He's a literal demigod, it's absolutely okay to make him OP. I wouldn't expect to curbstomp Tiber Septim in a fight and I sure as hell don't expect to curbstomp Alduin.

[gabeerspamer]

Glad to hear Alduin rant about how nerfed he is, he generally deserves to have better stats than what he was given.

[danielendless]

Krosis and seeth, Alduin. A product of being the main questline boss in a location you can't freely recall from

[Ilzhain]

I mean he does have a unique shout, the meteor rain one, but it almost never hits you and does baby damage when it does.

[WomanSlayer]

You know it’s bad when Terraria’s second boss that shares a similar title as Alduin somehow has better stats and better AI than Alduin.

[Hardcherrysweetie]

2:13 Hearing Alduin angrily say “and am I fucking adopted??” Made me spit out my water like a geyser. Just imagining the son of the potentially strongest god in honorhall orphanage with a bunch of human children makes it even funnier

[fatherpoochie]

Alduin: "You do not even know our tongue, do you? Such arrogance to dare take for yourself the name of Dovah!"
Me on my 5th playthrough: "Oh yeah wise guy? Tell me five words, I'll wait."
Alduin: "Uh..."

[regretfullchief]

I remmember killing him at level 6


getting there was harder to be honest.

[Menry]

The worst part about the Alduin boss fight is you don't even have to fight him, you can just let the 3 immortal warrior spirits do all the work for you and hide behind a rock. Huge blunder to not make it a solo fight, or at the very least allow the player to do it alone (maybe create an interaction where you have to ask them to help, or just have a simple dialogue choice before the fight something like "No, I'll face him alone"

[jeremiahwallace]

Okay Alduin baby, where did Uncle Todd touched you on the doll?

Seriously, this is good work right here. You can almost feel the anger and frustration from Alduin as he rants out his soul.

[icetide]

Miraak's boss fight was interesting, had some unique things happen, and had Miraak be constantly present in the story because everything you do is based around him. He steals one of your dragon souls and taunts you, generally treats you as being a worse dragonborn, and also is actively causing problems all across Solsthiem. YOU WORK WITH A DAEDRIC GOD WHO HAS BEEF WITH MIRAAK TO STOP HIM, I MEAN COME ON
For Alduin, in both of his fights you basically fight a normal dragon, with help from extremely powerful people. The Dragonborn ends up just being a battery for his soul in the end. And he barely feels like an active threat since the main thing he's causing (the revival of the dragons) is basically glorified loot boxes for the player. Most dragons you fight you dont even see him revive so they hardly feel like Alduin's doing. And when you actually see the dude, he's accidentally saving your life, running away, or being beaten to a pulp. But hey, at least he does look cool.

[jetpilledmyron]

Ok guys, listen me: what if Skyrim's plot was diveded in 3 parts + a very overwhelming and epic part for the civil war, with first, Pelagius the Mad returning as a Lich, then Potema resurecting as a powerful being between Mundus and Aetherius, and only then something to do with Alduin/Oblivion ?