Stupid News You Shouldn't Care About

Stocks are plummeting and weird cloaked people are trespassing and we shouldn't care.

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I ain't gonna say cuz you shouldn't care.

[frigginboom]

"It seems these days, times be freaky"

That should be said at the end of the news everyday

[DOPEorNOPE]

bahaha I hope someone else saw you walking around with that mask and beer and tweeted it too. Social media would seriously be buzzing.

[wheezywaiter]

I'm a pre-banger living in a post-bang world.

[shannonskidmore]

You'll probably never see this, Wheezy, but I wanted to thank you. I just moved into college and the past few weeks have been the only time I have had to deal with real anxiety in my life. When I was nervous all of the changes and unknowns about college and not living at home, for some reason your videos were the only things that could calm me down. There were literally instances in which I was sobbing and then felt happy and calm seconds after turning on one of your videos. Thank you Wheezy, I don't know what I would've done without you.

[thewinterizzy]

The execution of your jokes really slays me.

[HelloFutureMe]

I've heard that you were employed for Star Wars Episode II: The Clone Wars as an expert on such affairs, and that all the clones we never see the mask taken off are actually Wheezy clones. Is this true? I swear to you I am not from the government.

[juststeveschannel]

You know what's better than all the great content recently from Wheezy Waiter? Well, lots of things, I suppose: Cancer cures, international peace treaties, contact with friendly extraterrestials...but the all the content is pretty darned great, too.

[Xatzimi]

This video was excellent! I've felt that way about a lot of journalism recently. Tweets aren't news, but they're so often put in articles that it's pitiful, and it's tempting to ignore the news as a whole. Anyway, I love your videos, Wheezy! You've had a lot of very insightful ideas and biting satire recently, and I love that.

[SignalsOverTheAir]

The theme from Psycho should be played whenever and wherever a much as possible, you hear that music and it's got your attention, also news stories should be presented with stock footage as it makes them much more entertaining.

[overtflow]

I'm a pre-banger living in a post-bang world

[thesuperben]

"I'd stock your market any time"

[Myemanisyroc]

One of my new favorite Wheezy videos! So simple and a great intro!

[dr.jackauty]

Hey Wheezy something happened recently and your videos suddenly became even more crazy good than normal. How do you funny so much?

[Nookrium]

You know the stock market is bad when there's... goats...

[otiss]

Best example of what I'd call a WheezyWaiter-esque video

[madelineolesky]

"To be alive is to be in a time of uncertainty." That's... oddly poetic...

[DrewIsSharing]

twitter could just be scared of people wearing robes

[ErinArchbold]

I love how often you've been posting recently!

[bandgeekmike]

I think this should be the beginning of a new series on this channel.

[nancypineda]

I like that you put videos every dayweek :)