This is Why I don’t Trust Sea Gulls!

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[LaughingJokerProd]

Seagulls: Exist

Hood Nature: I don’t trust like that

[bloodypommelstudios]

I once saw a seagull fake a limp so people would give it food and after it was fed it walked away normally. They're surprisingly smart.

[saltbone]

Imagine you’re nemo and one day you come back to your home, and realized your house moved

[ANPC-pivu]

Rats also have complex language! Most of their vocabulary is on a pitch we can't hear, but they actually are very talkative. There was a study done that proved that rats are capable of describing directions to eachother, warning about specific dangers, and describing which food source was best.

[ironwolfstudios]

So, when he got to the part about rats I was so happy. My late pet rat George was one of the greatest companions I've ever had and when she passed I was inconsolable for days. I should point out I was in my late twenties at that time so it's not like I was ten and lost my first pet ever.

Having a pet rat is amazing. They'll happily chill on your shoulder while you do whatever you're doing and George had a habit of crawling into my sleeves to take naps. This became such a thing for us that any time I wanted to take her out of her cage I would just stick my arm in and wait for her to crawl into my shirt. She'd usually crawl up my sleeve and out the top to sit on my shoulder for a minute, snuffle in my ear, and say hi before scampering down to my arm and jumping back in my sleeve to take her beauty sleep with just her little pink snoot sticking out. I've had a lot of pets over my life but very few, almost none in fact, have left as indelible a mark on my soul as my sweet little ratty.

Rest in peace George. I miss you.

[dgtor_official]

My favorite thing about this all is the colorful euphemisms he uses. Like Lucifer’s sandbox, canceled life subscription, and feathery buffalo bills. Just, thank you.

[thememeestfilmbuff]

*“Seagulls eat the vomit of other birds.”*

I would want to vomit after reading that, but I fear that a seagull might be near me.

[sammartin]

“Rats ultimate sign of trust is letting someone else do their hair” huh, why does that sound familiar

[Jo-ertw]

The amount of audacity located in the creatures we call seagulls is absolutely astronomical

[so_gushy]

A brief moment of silence for all the people who died to give us information on what not to touch, lick, hold and cradle. ✊😔

[ShotoTodo-]

This should be included as "The more you know." Re-adaption

[hampter]

So the big levitating elephant in the sea is more harmless than the MINE MINE bird

[DoNotTrustHorses]

That was NOT a bad transition. It was actually a bit clever. Give yourself more credit Love.

[kanyeeast]

“Poison in the mouth, it’s bout’ to go south and venom if it bites, your coffins sealed tight”
What a fucking line

[snipermonkelife]

australia is god’s beta test sight where he tries his new ideas

[Melanin_Magician]

"no you cant pop it with a pin" damn it dude how did he know

[amenbureakusan]

This man is so good at his job that even National Geographic wouldn't be able to afford him

[Mulatica]

“It’s Florida, they have no rules. “ fair enough.

[potato.crisps.]

"NO you can't pop them with a pin" and "YES your a psychopath for thinking that"


Darnit-

[rachelfox]

I love when he uses the Howls Moving Castle backing track music in his videos