TikTok is the worst #shorts

[adenpereira]

To continue the trend. In robotic voice.
"I was today years old when I found out that Jack drinks white claw. Guys can you believe it???!!!"

[SuperBuffalo]

"I don't like REAL answers..."
_gets smacked HeadOn (apply direc-) with_ that _kind of answer_
"HATE THOSE! HATE THOSE!"

[Richiecorn]

The secret of being viral on tiktok is Having no self worth

[AlkalineandAcid]

Jack needs to try all of these out to see if they're true... which they are, they are.

[առօ-հձ]

I was today years old when I found out that snakes are vegetarian.

[ConnorNolanTech]

"I don't like real answers"
I didn't like it either when it happened to me, Jack 😅

[jakthesac]

The worst part of tiktok is the ads you see every two seconds that “our small (insert craft here) business is having a going out of business sale” with the same annoying female robot voice

[chibibble]

I love how he blinked twice during the Narcissistic personality disorder. He’s in danger lol

[mattiasecci]

When you don't cut your hair for a while I feel like you get funnier

[withering_flowers]

Text that says
“This shit got me fucked up.”
While having the robotic voice read it while having your face in the corner of the video with “tears” while photos from a tragic murder flash on the screen with absolutely no context at all.

[averysturgis]

“I was today years old when I found out that Jackfilm was today years old when he found out that the tab on whiteclaw is meant to be a straw and handle.”

[DesertFerret]

“What’s the secret to go viral on TikTok?”
Velvita cheese, ground beef, and hotdogs.



And an O-F 💀💀

[BrodyDoesStufff]

To say "this is your blank if you scroll, this is your blank if you like, this is your blank if you share, this is your blank if you comment and, this is your blank if you follow"

[alexanderthegrrrreat]

Jack's hair is the ultimate proof that he is going insane

[unabatedbasher]

The real secret is to wait for TikTok to randomly choose to make your video viral so it can give you a taste of fame and take it away again, making you addicted

[ukargeo]

Actually the STEAL acronym is INCORRECT, and as someone who spent 69 years in the field, I think I'd know.

[CoWitches]

I was today years old when I found out my dad would never come back

[melodywlasniewski]

The "like for part 2 of this answer" was probably the most accurate thing I have ever heard.

[aceofspades]

Robotic voice (make sure it's the most annoying one), A viral sound that has nothing to do with the video (make sure you pick one that everyone is tired of), and speed up the video 3x (make it as seizure inducing as possible)

[Sato-Juno]

I was today years old when I found out that you can live without eating anything!