Ripuli-jazz (Diarrhea Jazz) [AI Generated Finnish Jazz Music]

Behold! Our most low effort music production to date.
For the enhanced experience, we've also created English subtitles for our huge international audience. (You're welcome, all of our 42 subscribers!)

Music generated with Suno AI.
Lyrics by @Tuteju79
Background picture generated with Stylar.
Video by @VonDemus
English subtitles by ChatGPT, VonDemus, Tuteju79 & @Tayskersantti.

And for those of you who are wondering, here's the literal translation of the lyrics:

(Our poetic attempt is in the subtitles.)

It's three o'clock in the middle of the night
My bowels are doing a painful work
My most beautiful and sweetest dream gets interrupted
The most deadly and thick diarrhea starts

Screaming in pain, I'm searching for the bathroom
Praying to God and the President of Finland
Has my end already arrived
I'm not immortal anymore

Life is flashing before my eyes
Death arrives, it encloses me
Is this where all my dreams will melt away,
When you hear plop plop plop plop from the toilet

And here are the original Finnish lyrics to learn our glorious language and do some karaoke:

On kello kolme keskellä yötä
Suolisto tekee tuskaista työtä
Keskeytyy uneni kaunein ja makein
Alkaa ripuli tappavin, sakein

Tuskasta huutaen etsin mä vessaa
Rukoillen Jumalaa ja Suomen pressaa
Loppuni nytkö jo saapunut on
En ole enää kuolematon

Silmissä elämä ohitse kulkee
Kuolema saapuu, se sisäänsä sulkee
Tähänkö kaikki mun haaveeni suli,
Kun vessasta kuuluu puli puli puli puli