Brexit Divorce

What would it be like if Britain started dating again after Brexit?

[oldgreybeard]

First class British humour.
Actually about the only thing that's first class in Britain at the moment

[ellied.violet]

2:14:
Question: 'Why do you think I got divorced?'

Answer: Because you thought she needed you more than you needed her?

Another brilliant one, Matt (I think I'll stick with brilliant, even if it's a bit repetitive 😐)

[Gert-DK]

The best you have done so far. Send it to BBC, as you don't mention Brexit or anything else, they would be able to air it. Or another TV station for that matter.

[lbukem]

The Weatherspoons background just adds to this one. Bravo 👏

[jda]

Matt you nailed it again : the divorce metaphor holds under scrutiny.

[paullacey]

The only divorce that could have been avoided if the public werent lied to....

[AnaInThSky]

Absolute masterpiece! Best one yet! "Have you heard of Jordan Peterson?" 😂😂😂

[brighton_dude]

The long distance relationship was the funniest but it was all great!

[hannahmillington]

Painfully accurate - you are an absolute genius!

[rosegreensummer]

That was, actually, perfect. The acting, the writing, the timing, the facial expressions, the relatable/laugh-at-myself-ness, the laughing-at-ness, just perfect. Hints of Marion and Jeff (rob brydon - long ago, but always in my memory).

[MorningtonCrescent]

The Peterson reference sums it all up. Tidy your room! And watch out for the lobsters...

[michaelmather]

She said " so long and thanks for all the fish "

[natrelacoustix]

Beautifully done. Well written, well performed, well presented. And painful... Very painful.
You left out the kid's, you know the innocents that didn't have a say in the 'divorce'.
Some part of me would've felt young again... Then I would've remembered why 😖

[highdownmartin]

Genuinely excellent.
And it’s topical but not so topical that we’ll have forgotten the point in a week or two. This is bang up to date for the next fifty years.

[johnwilkinson]

I love the conditions scroll scroll scroll. Brilliant. I'm weeping!!

[childoftheuniverse]

You're incredible gifted in doing your work.
🌞🍀🌞🍀🌞

[JustMe-bxgu]

I missed the one about a lot of admin, sitting in traffic. priceless

[davidwhatever]

Funny and painfully accurate. I working in Thailand for a while and you would always see quite a number of men in their late 50’s, post kids leaving home, followed by a painful divorce, the origin of which they could not fathom looking for uncomplicated relations with a fantasy…. You have just spoken for all of them

[ilkahellerling]

You earned a new follower with this piece of art. I subscribed. 👏👏👏

[piccalillipit]

*HAVE YOU HEARD OF JORDON PETERSON* as an author on psychology I nearly swallowed my tongue laughing at that...