Blåhaj

#shorts #memes #voiceacting

[JanitorOfTheStrawhats]

At my school people say it like “bloahai” while pronouncing“a” and “o” at the same time

[blavingadd]

As an asexual he/him cisgender Male. I am obsessed with IKEA and I love blåhaj. My blåhaj is called Ødin

[xjunkxyrdxdog]

"Maid costume?"

Costume? Daily wear.

[bubbleslot]

My brother got me a blahaj for christmas and now the blahaj has been given a Burger King crown and holds the title of king blahaj. Its the best

[elkingoh]

"Oratrice mecanique d'analyse cardinals"

[Leonismychild]

As an Aroace person, Blåhaj is better than being in love. I call my collection, my brood of Blåhaj. I may hate Children, but the Blåhaj are my Children. I’ve named them all. There is Makoa, Asdrubael, Beelzebub, Mammon, Lucifer, Hamilcar Barca, Alakko and Mr Bean.

[Inkeyyy]

the fact that in my school we praised blahaj like a god and djungelskog as a king… this was before i learnt this

[Blahaj]

Ok can you stop holding me its freaking me out

[slayerslayer]

It's more "blow-hai". The actual spelling is blåhaj, because of weird language history stuff vowels shifted around so u was no longer u, the o replaced u in its sound and å replaced o. So a hypothetical word spelled gol would be pronounced "gool" while bål would be "bowl"

[hexagonal]

Well, at least you got closer than the rest of the internet.

[TheObserver]

No no no I am not going to swim in the Blahaj tank like it's a swimming pool full of cuddly cuteness, you can definitely trust me 😊

[rorytothemaxx]

I pronounce it “Blah-haa” with a silent J and BLAH sound.

[CookoutCastle]

**steals your voice and runs like Elmo is chasing me**

[Asbestdeparting]

This is why I converted my blahaj into a gun.

[ros_sauce]

Am i going insane or is that Koga Oogami from popular mobile rhythm game franchise Ensemble Stars!!

[Real_STPlayz]

“Crapbaskets.”
“Oh, you say that too?”

[TheSuperiorLite]

No, even as an atheist, THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU ✝️

[silfurdrekinn]

IT. IS. PRONOUNCED. BLAHAJ. (blah-hodge)

[pizxa]

I got my BLÅHAJ a little witches hat today!

[Sun_Disciple]

I’m straight I’m cis gender… and I love my blahaj