You Cant Defeat Me - Mojang Studios Edition

You Cant Defeat Me - Mojang Studios Edition

[unfixedgalaxy]

*"we're reaching levels of intelligence that shouldnt even be possible."*

[vcta]

What kind of sacred witchcraft that i just witnessed

[bangboom]

That chicken be like : Hmm what do we have here... Oh wait that's illegal!

[adm_ash]

Mojang now: *"find this guy, he know to much"*

[niceguy]

The chicken is like:
"WHAT TYPE OF DARK MAGIC IS THIS?!"

[slimeinabox]

I was really expecting that Forge would burst out of the castle.

[francisbayona]

"Are you two best friends?"
Water: yes
Lava: yes

[isthisprice]

Lava and water be like: We are the best friends!

[syedyusuf]

Mojang: "Whatever game you're paying, it won't work, you can't defeat me
Thor: Oh ik but he he can
Mojang: ???
Thor: "Give me a sec let me build"

[genghiskhan]

Seeing him using bedrock edition and as a bedrock player, I can confirm that we can do some witchcraft in our world

[drolldude]

Perfectely balanced, as all things should be

[paypay]

This is the weird shit that only happens in bedrock

[kafelek]

idk why but this game is really nostalgic, no matter what version im playing i feel it

[farinozcelik]

Mojang: You can't defeat me!
Players: Yes, but he can.
(Mojang comes out the castle.)
Mojang: What? Myself?
Players: FIREFLIES CAN BE

[MapleNyte]

"whatever game you're playing, "

me who's playing minecraft

[denloron]

Me: takes hammer*

Mom: what are you doing?

Me: *smashing like button*

[atrueyeagerist]

Me: *picks up portal gun and makes a portal* I’m out

[sjinbcs]

Lava and water be like: We are the best friend!

Cobblestone: I'll end this two best friends whole friendship

[alphonsus]

I thought it would be an elaborate critique of the company's laziness, but it was just a meme

[felixrohan.a]

Me: he is making me a herobrian alter I guess
He: makes water and lava fall in relationship
Me: Adios