Jordan's Messyges: None of Your Friends Have a Clue

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ORIGINAL MUSIC BY: Garrett Vandenberg

AND: David Paul Newell.
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[SuperStar]

"I listen to anything that makes me happy" God bless your heart.

[Merrrble]

Jordan I just had surgery today and you talking about being a directioner made my day better and made me smile :) I love blimey cow

[MsComedyDoc]

I wanted to say that every Saturday at youth orchestra, my friend Michael and I (CELLO POWER!) laugh about your videos, especially the homeschool ones because he is currently homeschooled. The Toy Story thing from the recent one really gets us! Thanks! :D

[heatherwilkerson]

"Out of the Silent Planet" is an amazing book! C. S. Lewis is my favorite, favorite author. I love The Chronicles of Narnia books the best. :)

[usehername]

I love how this Jordan is different from Blimey Cow Jordan; on the latter he's really animated. Messyges Jordan sounds like a slightly drunk and tired, serious version.

[trygveplaustrum]

President of the United States with a Biology major... Ah, Blimey Cow advice... XD

[acrylicgodoy]

I love Out of the Silent Planet! The whole Space Trilogy is completely original and makes for an exciting read..great taste Amy!

[WinryRockbellElric]

So, Jordan... you were caught red-handed....
Hahahaha! Hahahaha! HAHAHA *crickets*

[misshyper]

"If he called you a bleep, well I guess we know who the bleep is." XD

[LividLibruh]

I love how your videos are clean! You never say bad words and your messages are funny and smart

[mabellaine]

I just finished reading Out of the Silent Planet about two hours before I watched this video! And my hands are always red, especially in the winter.

[evelynblackwood]

You are totally awesome, I'm a homeschooler myself, and I really love your hilarious and accurate videos that help homeschooled teens get out of the stereotype we are so unfortunately placed into. Keep on being awesome Jordan!

[NozomiKnows]

It makes me feel good that a fellow homeschooler and Tennessean is doing good things on YouTube. Keep it up man.

[LPersFromNowhere]

My hands are like that. Can I be in your red-hand colony now?

[rachelleboyns]

These are great! Just watched about 5 of them and actually laughed out loud :] Keep up the good work guys! God bless xxx

[plotcoalition]

Aw dang, I Was hoping to get a hat advertisement? 

[Loftwing]

Out of the silent planet is a very well written series. I'm glad you like it Amy!!

[iamopya]

Btw, is that lip balm you are putting on your hands?? 😂😂😂

[MarkusSiemens]

"Out of the Silent Planet" is really a great book! I can only recommend it, too.

[Amjust]

I like how laid back you are in this video. Also, the lack of sarcasm makes this video a lot nicer :3 Not saying I don't like your other videos, but this is a nice change.