Which would YOU choose?!

[ankitamenon]

Fart bubble absolutely! I’ll just hang out with ppl who are specifically green colourblind, whereas sharting?? Every 3 mins?? You couldn’t go on any mode of transport or watch a movie or anything?? What if I’m in surgery???
Edit: guys pls- I’m literally a medic, ik how colour blindness works, I just assumed if you can invent a hypothetical world where you’re sharting all the time, you can invent a new type of blindness 😭

[belialbathory]

There is no way at that time of the month i would want to add sharts to the list of complaints. A text bubble is goofy.

[solitarelee]

As someone who had a bowel disease that caused sharting... You want the text. You want the text. It will ruin your life, take the text while you still can.

[ashleyw]

If you can excuse yourself to shart, you can excuse yourself to hide the text bubble

[nennikuRN]

The average adult farts approx 19 times a day. You will never experience the pleasure of clean and dry underwear. Ever.

[sarahemf]

It has to be the bubble, like think of it this way. The question is would you rather people hear a fart or smell it. Because also remember are you always near a bathroom to shower after you fart? For my health and wellbeing I’ll go with the bubble. Because I prefer people know and not smell, then smell and know

[kyokisaru]

I'll take the text 100%. I don't care if people know and a lot of my farts are pretty audible anyway and I'd rather get used to a little embarrassment from the text than have to clean up after a shart.

[angrysnowcone]

I would much rather let everyone know through green text message that my body is performing a natural. Biological process than shart myself.

[liddytheweeb]

I feel like the text bubble would just be funny. Like farts are already funny, but that just adds another layer to the humor for me.

[missbeaussie]

Bubble 100% everyone would have them so it wouldn't be weird. Sharts are super inconvenient.

[Gaspardicles]

by the “i can excuse myself and go shart” logic, you can just do the same with the fart green text, and you won’t have to shart yourself 😂

[MORBIDbEAUTY]

Fart bubble! I ain't trying to buy new underwear once a week lmao 😊

[PickleTheGhost]

Lmao Jonny there is no logic in this game 😂

[yamikaga]

I already tell people I fart. The bubble will be a real time saver!!

[dutchik]

Oh but if you shart everytime they will also know.

[ghostratsarah]

How is that even a choice? How could you possibly choose to shart yourself? Maybe their definition of shart is shrapnel, but my definition comes from IBS. As a woman, I'll take the fart bubble. Make everyone laugh.

[AdmiralPenguin]

Green text... its like a warning sign. Farting is normal. Excessively, not so much. But still, its shouldnt be seen as the plague.😅

[peppymia]

The average human farts between 10-20 times per day. Choose wisely. 😂

[christieintexas]

I would pick the fart bubble because, if the fart doesn't stink and is silent, people will always question, "Did thst person actually fart or is it a joke?"

[amberferrell]

Id rather have an i farted sign constantly than shart myself every 3 minutes