a talk

bro likes baja blast

(not needed, but recommended)
Owner: @RoyalPear

edited by: @DailyLieno
#royalmelon #shortswars #royalpear

[raiineeeee]

“can i get an extra-“ **shoots royalmelon casually**

[nerdynerd]

0:30 Pear genuinely sounds defeated and also scared

[heeho]

the real shorts wars was the shorts that pear and royal melon weren’t wearing🔥🔥🔥

[tophatnoob]

royalmelon is in love with navia fr fr

[Keeetas]

I cant wait for the "RoyalMelon's Funeral V.2" video 🎉🎉🎉

[CJ]

It's been 159 days since the last upload. We can assume that melon is ordering 3 Large BaJa Blasts (because there's no point of ordering 3 small). The cost of a large drink at taco bell is about $2.10 ($6.30 in total). If he does this 3 meals a day, that adds up to $18.90. Doing this for 159 days straight means he's spent $3005.10 on Baja Blast alone, meaning if he spent $5000 in total, then he only spent $1994.90 on actual food. Dividing by 159 days, thats only $12.55 a day to spend on food, or $4.18 per meal. The average number of calories for items under $4.18 is about 104 per dollar, or 433 for $4.18. A large baja blast has about 350 calories, so three of those, plus the food is 1483 calories per meal. 3 meals a day, and RM gets about 4450 calories per day. By sitting around and doing absolutely nothing all day (which, let's face it, Melon is 100% doing) your body burns about 2000 calories. This means RM is gaining 2450 calories per day, which equates to 389, 550 over the span of 5 months. Every 3500 calories is about one pound of weight gained. This means Melon has gained 111 pounds.

[Kiakai-ei]

is it just me but a taco bell ad went on when i was watching this

[yinyangyt]

This was such an awesome video. Oh my gosh

[Bbillybobthe]

Hello royal pear and royal melon your my favorite YouTubers

[fugi_the_fugi]

Once upon a time there was a lovely princess. But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful
sort, which could only be broken by Love's first kiss. She was locked away in a castle guarded by a
terrible fire breathing dragon. Many brave knights had attempted to free her from this dreadful
prison, but none prevailed. She waited in the dragon's keep in the highest room of the tallest tower
for her true love and true love's first kiss. Like that's ever going to happen. What a loony. Shrek
Beware Stay out I think he's in here. All right. Lets get it! Hold on. Do you know what that thing can
do to you? Yeah. He'll groan into your bones for his brains. Well actually that would be a giant. Now
Ogres, huh, they are much worse. They'll make a soup from your freshly peeled skin. They'll chew
your livers, squeeze the jelly from your eyes. Actually, it's quite good on toast. Back, back beast,
back! I warned you! Right. This is the part, where you run away. Yeah! And stay out. Wanted.
Fairytale creatures. Right, this one is full. Take it away. Give me that. Your fine days are over. -25
pieces of silver for the witch. Next. -Come on. Sit down there! And be quiet! This cage is so small.
You wouldn't turn me in. I'll never be stubborn again. I can change. Please, give me another chance.
Oh, shut up! Next. What do we got? This little wooden puppet. I'm not a puppet, I'm a real boy. Five
shillings for the possessed toy. Take it away. No! Please, don't let them do it! Next. What do you
got? Well, I've got a talking donkey! Right. Well that's good for ten schillings, if you can prove it. Oh,
go ahead fella. Well? He's just a li..., just a little nervous. He's really quite a chatterbox. You
boneheaded donkey! That's it. I have heard enough. Guards! No, no, he talks, he does! I can talk. I
love to talk. I've talked to... Get her out of my sight!

[hermieQ]

Royalmelon was actually a reused drawing made by royalpear

[blueberrysboyfriend]

you should put max design pro in this 🙏🔥🔥🔥

[SunTurtle]

"I'm gonna call an air strike on u if u don't shut up" 💀💀

[katherinemontalvo]

Make another season of shorts wear on reviving clone ready to destroy you