Funny Memes

Cursed Moments! #vaazkl

[themuffinmanofficial]

for anyone who doesn't get the joke on the first one, it's because there isn't one. it's just making fun of boy vs girl memes

[LuckySketches]

It sounds to me like the dogs did their jobs perfectly.

[wonderquestor]

Would love to go to sleep for an entire day 😭

[koolbrayden]

“The customer is always right, in the matter of opinion”-harry gordon selfridge

[Temac]

Damn 25 hour sleep is so true. I once fell asleep at 8pm and woke up at 7pm and I was like "wth something wrong with my clock?" and my mom said I slept for 23 hours. And the worst part it wasn't even my bed, it was a couch 💀

[GalacticGab]

For that phone one, put it in a bag or something first

[lagrush]

One time I fell asleep on Tuesday and woke up on Thursday, missed the SpongeBob special.

[Megatron-mj]

"the customer is always right in matters of taste. If he wants to buy an ugly hat, let him."

[Jaspy_Jaspy]

Ngl, the dog one was cool. It did it's job, so theres no reason to put it down. You rob someones house? Not the homeowners fault what happens to you.

[gothcsm]

Why tf would euthanasia EVER be considered as an outcome for those dogs??? They were literally in their own home, minding their own business, and wouldn’t have even bothered or injured anyone if the intruder didn’t provoke them by breaking in.

They did not attack unprovoked or for no reason, they did not pose a threat to anyone except the intruder, and they were just protecting their home. No aspect of their behavior should have ever even POTENTIALLY qualified them for euthanasia.

[Boopishmoop]

Dude those dogs were such GOOD BOIS :DDD

[Infinity-zrun]

My parents used to wake me up with a "You've been sleeping for 3 days

[operandwriter]

"Not during my shift"
Sorry, but you're not winning that argument against that granny

[haver]

If you sleep for over 24 hours you get an achievement and get your own awakening music theme

[starhammer]

The customer is always right in matters of taste.

[AvocaToast]

Suspiciously home intruder shaped pit bull:

[spazmcat]

Funfact: the saying "the customer is always right" isn't the full sentence. It actually goes "the customer is always right in matters if taste."

[SteamFox]

That last one is 100% something my boyfriend would do

[SamuelJoyce-deho]

The actual full saying of 'the customer is always right' is actually 'the customer is always right in terms of taste' meaning you cant judge thee customer on what they buy (I don't know if that is exactly how it is said, so don't quote me on that)

[Doodlebugthegoldenhamster]

You know, the syrup hack would probably be pretty efficient as long as it doesn’t destroy the phone.