D&D Slander

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[VeteranDecanus]

90% of the time, I’m the DM. The other 10%, I’m an artificer-wizard multiclass that isn’t allowed to have unsupervised downtime anymore. 😅

[rueofthebeyond]

5 extra attacks, and five more extra attacks

[Alex-Rocks]

1 - being a DM is actually fun if you vibe with your group
2 - that artificer meme got me😅

[whitegorilla]

Sorcerers pulling out the d10000 magic table

[thewavygravy]

The Artificer one got me. I had a halfling Artificer in my campaign who liked to surprise me at the start of each game session with 2 or 3 new inventions that the player insisted were scientifically accurate, and I had to always remind him that we were playing a fantasy RPG that didnt reflect reality and he needed to bring this stuff up to me before he whipped it out mid combat and killed everything on the board with chlorine gas.

[Blizzard_drawz_stuff]

1:20 real tho. I played a tabaxi who could move 200ft per turn. My DM was horrified. I could also walk on water and I had a glider made from a pterodactyl.

[VelvetHexUwU]

That Rogue sneak attack was peak comedy

[DraphEnjoyer]

Paladin ls after one shotting the demon enemy with a high rolled smite. He has 2 more waiting

[lordender_kitty_official]

Not gonna lie, I completely forgot that gnomes were a playable race that existed.

[theemeraldiris]

The paladin one is so accurate, Im afraid he’s going to one turn my final boss because it’s a vampire game and I gave him a sunblade he already 1 turned a vampire warrior at level 10

[zelda]

1:25 Funny of you to mention that. The bard in my group has a 20 in charisma and is proficient in persuasion, so he gets a +7 (at level 4).

[GoroAkechi_Real]

0:56 I have a feeling this is going to be the case in my group. The paladin's charisma stat is higher than the bard's thanks to insane stat rolls, so that on top of being a walking tank sounds like a nightmare for a DM.

[iVan_Bomzh_Kvass]

Ничего так не запоминается из днд, как военные преступления, которые твои игроки совершают по пути к благородной цели!

[Pixel_Airon]

Players having fun in DnD campaign:
"Aye, DM, calm down, we are just having some fun. Isn't it what we are here for?"
DM having fun in DnD campaign:
"Man, cut it on your jokes already, we want to play seriously."

[averagefailboatenjoyer]

artificer after downtime is so real. i played two artificers. one made himself a set of power armour with a flamethrower, cone of cold and sunburst built in (as well as like 7 other less overpowered features) as well as putting a giant energy hammer on the apparatus of Kwalish. the other took a rod of lordly might and upgraded it so much and deified himself (he has 34 AC and +25 to INT saves.)

[tavitafish]

The few times im not dming, i usually play a cleric because i cannot say no to 3d10 dmg at level 1

[Arkay]

I haven't played 5e in a long time now, but I have a Star Wars SAGA game with a 3rd-party Technician player. The Artificer meme is literally him, and the reason I implemented "overdamage"/overkill mechanics...

[octolingo]

As a monk I felt very called out by the ki one

[Degrees_]

I played a tabaxi monk once. Only once.

[eanaldridge]

I like ranger. When nobody got ranger, ranger knows I go em