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[veldix]

Microsoft has perfected the art of doing stuff nobody asked for

[drjones]

I get so tired of my laptop asking me to sign in to OneDrive

[logical.k]

windows: "you're not allowed to do anything without my permission"
linux: "yeah go ahead, delete the boot loader and see what happens"

[shaurmiath]

It makes me absolutely crazy that they put programs in that try to stop you from uninstalling or deleting them. It tells me someone said "people will not want this thing we made and we need a way to keep them from getting rid of it, " which is such a baffling attitude to have toward customers.

[wtydd]

I remember when it used to be called "My Computer" before they started calling it "This PC, " I find that's pretty indicative of their mindset

[SilentEvil]

''I AM THE DAMN ADMIN'' Is something I have screamed at my pc way more times than it should be necessary. I absolutely hate when windows takes control away from me or locks something.

[quadrupleheart]

Please force every executive at Microsoft to watch this clip on repeat for 10 hours. They need to know our pain.

[xandervogel]

"You dont have permissions to edit this file!"

...I OWN YOU

[kyaban]

"Let's help finishing you set up"
My brother in christ I've been using windows on this computer for 3 years.

[pitig]

"I'm the administrator of the machine"
You stopped being one when the content manager of your computer was renamed from "my computer" to "this computer"

[AiToYumeNoKaze]

Windows: “you need administrator privileges to access or change”
Me: “ I am the damn admin. How do I get more privileges?”

[georgemiller]

12 years in IT and I feel this so hard. Windows 7 and windows 10 were where I spent most of my time. I wrote scripts to install software, and that always meant finding hacks around the latest stupid thing Microsoft was trying to force on us. Cortana was a nightmare when it first landed because it would get upset over not having an internet connection on Corporate PCs that were never going to have internet access..

[Blellowdb]

"I want all my files on this super fast m.2."

"Best I can do is uploaded to cloud storage without your permission."

[suzumes]

That one line from Disney's Hercules "are we forgetting one tiny little detail? I OWN YOU!"

[moroc]

Honestly, I find it amusing how people talk about how they won't switch to Linux because it's hard, meanwhile I am still having Vietnam flashbacks from trying to turn off Drive and removing Edge from the desktop shortcuts.

[toasterloh]

Windows doesn't seem to recognise my ability to rip out the RAM at any moment.

[ecks]

"Your onedrive is full"... funny. I always rememebr clicking the "please stop stealing my data" option

[ocaveat]

It’s even worse when you realize that all your folders are in the Onedrive subfolder without you fucking agree with it

[cesaralarcon]

It’s like fighting a hydra except the hydra does nothing but regenerate every iteration

[moonsy-]

I miss the days of Windows XP where you could have gifs for backgrounds and Users were Master of their Universe.