COVID Restrictions RUIN Couple’s Night Out

Despite COVID, this couple just wants to have a night out at a restaurant. But with COVID restrictions changing by the second… is it even worth it?

Follow The Babylon Bee:

[TheBabylonBee]

What's the craziest restaurant restriction you've experienced?

[John-ivfw]

I love how the rules don't apply to the waiter. Very accurate detail.

[shade_angel]

That waiter, idk his name but he's perfect. Top notch acting.

[bigginboggin]

Didn’t you hear? The CDC says making fun of them isn’t nice and is the lead cause of COVID! Be safe you guys…

[gamezdude]

The scary thing is, some people are so terrified, they would be totally ok with this.

[jeffsummstl]

This isn’t satire, it’s a documentary.

[TheFlyingRaptor]

Perfectly captures the insanity of our world... This was literally the night out my wife and I had just two weekends ago, except we were treated like diseased vermin for attending a symphony concert unmasked. "Enjoy your hospital stay!" "How do I know you don't have the disease?!?" People were just insane and cruel. We left after a small crowd gathered rather than be forced to mask up. This happened right after going out to dinner, where no one was wearing masks.

[mkosmala]

He does a tremendous job of playing a villain. And a crazy person. And a crazy villain.

[astronaut]

when she asked if her husband's still alive at the end, the guy should have said, "I think he died from covid"

[msbae]

This both terrified me and made me laugh all at the same time.

[bassbeardiful]

I absolutely love how the host never wears a mask haha. It's so accurate to life.

[ericb.]

This restaurant isn't woke enough. The already established couple clearly needs romantic consent forms issued every 15 minutes.
Bonus points for having to sign a waiver acknowledging your perpetuation of heteronormative relationships (add 10% hate tax).

[ChrisShupe]

The funny thing is there are people who actually act like this...

[briankirkkelly]

"I'm just following the Science, Praise be to Fauci" brilliant

[randysmith]

I am still waiting for those 2 weeks to flatten the curb to be over.
Feels like I have been drinking heavily for 2 and a half years...

[rustyknifelover]

This is eerily how I feel about all this insanity.

[shannonhawkins]

“I’m just following the science. Praise be to Fauchi!” 😂🤣😂

[TickedOffPriest]

The magical sound effect when the waiter leaves is perfect.

[johnbushman]

Phenomenal acting by the waiter! Give this guy more roles!

[kentonjen]

You would think this is satire but this is becoming reality. the host acts like every Branch Covidian out there, following every CDC guideline without question, even the ridiculous and dubious ones in a fundamental manner.